A CRUSHER CHRISTMAS STORY - Winners Announced!

Posts: 848 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 19:39

whoever can find all 50 states on them quarters will get to stay in the Lincoln bedroom...with your favorite slot machines sitting across from the bed....

Posts: 3301 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 20:59

Ev1 frantically searched for all the quarters.
Spook exclaimed "I GOT THEM ALL".Instead of Lincoln's bedroom I want.........

Posts: 2813 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 21:02

"and I willl keep tally", said Cheney..."On your mark, get set, go find em!" And so they all dove at maw's shiny boots, which were smack dab in the center of the pile of quarters....."Wait just one minute!" yelled maw......

Posts: 2813 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 21:04

oops, got doubled with bower................................Ev1 frantically searched for all the quarters.
Spook exclaimed "I GOT THEM ALL".Instead of Lincoln's bedroom I want.........

The key to maw's room and that slot mackine installed there, that way we can.....

Posts: 399 · Posted: 13.12.2007, 22:56

OK OK HOLD IT RIGHT THERE......secret slot machine policewoman walks in......the bucks stop HERE!!

Posts: 848 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 00:16

LMAO not!

Fearing for his canadian life, spook tackles the secret slot police....despite his pants being down around his ankles....maw quickly puts her bra back on and while spook holds down the agent, removes to paper bag from her head to reveal, of all people....ROYAL CRUSH!!!!!.....

Posts: 2813 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 01:39

"Royal" they cried! "Why would you turn against us by joining the police? We thought you enjoyed gaming, just like the rest of us!"Royal just blushed and said" I just couldn't resist. You see the commisioner....."

Posts: 1742 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 04:36

the commisioner told me if we could get all the slot machines out of here for the rest of the night then he will bring in the great poker Guru for a night of poker so EVERYONE get your poker faces on.....

Posts: 2813 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 06:26

and a cheer went up from spook and maw. They said "we gotta go spread the word and get those machines outta here." So off they went to the crusher headquarters to tell OC and the others of the great offer coming their way. Everyone was thrilled and helped remove the slot machines.......Dubya even said"......

Posts: 3301 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 18:21

....We beat them,they're removing the slot machines.
Something smells,that was too easy.Laura,keep an eye on them,I don't trust those Crushers.

Posts: 848 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 19:02

to which, Laura replied, "Well, it is TEXAS hold-em thay're playing. Get in the game with them and keep an eye on them...and more importantly, beat Bower at the damn game!"

Posts: 1742 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 19:38

As all the crushers grabbed their drink and all sat down at their tables the Guru walked in and said I have an announcement before this game starts.....

Posts: 3301 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 19:55

As a special bonus the top 5 PCers will win free entry into 2008 WSOP.This announcement made Al dirty his already brown underwear.
Shuffle Up and Deal!!!!!

Posts: 399 · Posted: 14.12.2007, 22:49

Bower50 wrote: › As a special bonus the top 5 PCers will win free entry into 2008 WSOP.This announcement made Al dirty his already brown underwear.
Shuffle Up and Deal!!!!!

ok you got it .....time to put your poker face on.....hey hey wheres my mouse.....

Posts: 848 · Posted: 15.12.2007, 01:59

the first flop gave dubya a pair of Ks with an A kicker, but bower and flopped two pair: 3s and 8s....Bower's practise of playing bad cards (especially with a foul smell in the air sitting next to him at the table) may have paid off, but what would the turn bring....