The Randy Rooster

Posts: 301 · Posted: 29.05.2007, 00:50

THE CHINAMAN & THE JEW

A China-man and a Jew are seated together on a train journey.

After a long silence the Jew says bluntly, " I don't like the Chinese,"

"Why don't you like the Chinese?" asks the China-man.

"Because the Chinese bombed Pearl Harbor" replies the Jew.

The China-man shakes his head and says, "You are mistaken, it was not the Chinese who bombed Pearl Harbour.
It was the Japanese who bombed Pearl Harbour."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," says the Jew dismissively.

"Chinese, Japanese, Viet Namese, you're all the bloody same to me."

A few minutes pass, then the China-man says bluntly, "I don't like the Jewish."

"Why don't you like the Jewish?" Asks the Jew.

"Because the Jewish sank the Titanic." replies the Chinaman.

The Jew shakes his head and says, "You are mistaken, it was not the Jewish who sank the Titanic."

"Iceberg sank the Titanic."

"Yeah, yeah, yeah," says the Chinaman dismissively.

" Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, you're all the bloody same to me.

Posts: 511 · Posted: 29.05.2007, 06:30

That was good one, Alw Laughing

Posts: 511 · Posted: 29.05.2007, 06:45

Before the wedding :

She : Finally, I could hardly wait !
He : Will you leave me one day?
She : Don`t even think that way !
He : You really love me ?
She : Of course !
He : Will you cheat on me one day ?
She : No way, never !
He : Will you respect me ?
She : Always !
He : Will you hate me one day ?
She : Never ,ever !
He : Can I trust you ?

After the wedding ...... read from bottom to top :-)

Posts: 301 · Posted: 29.05.2007, 17:31

LOL

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good'en kaska