----------------------------------- ALW 17.02.2007, 20:50 When all else fails ----------------------------------- When you are down on your luck, and you cant seem to catch a break. When you've tried everything you can and nothing seems to work. When you don't know what else to do and you've almost given up. There is only one solution left. ******MAGIC******** Listed below are a few magic spell's that will only work if youuuuuuuu beeellliiieeeeevve, youuuu muuusstt beeelliiieeevvee. Look into my eyes, look into my eye's, not above my eye's, not below my eye's but intooooo mmyyyy eeyyyeeee'ss. * * * * * * * * * * I put a spell upon this table, To make you all play poker, Like my old Aunty Mable. * * * * * * * * * * I summons a curse, From up in the heaven's, Let all your hand's Be full of two's and seven's * * * * * * * * * * Your chipstack will diminish, Layer by layer, Because my dog ' Bobbo,' Is a better poker player. REMEMBER, youuuu muuust beeeliieeevve ----------------------------------- char1984 17.02.2007, 20:57 ----------------------------------- :D :D Good one ALW :D :D ----------------------------------- ALW 17.02.2007, 20:58 ----------------------------------- Phew, Thank you char1984 ----------------------------------- royalblush 17.02.2007, 22:25 ----------------------------------- I love it, buddy! royalblush ----------------------------------- ALW 17.02.2007, 22:53 ----------------------------------- Thank You royalblush, I was a little unsure how it would be percieved. Both you & char1984 bring me a sigh of relief. Alan ----------------------------------- char1984 18.02.2007, 21:42 ----------------------------------- :D :D I really really liked it ALW :D :D ----------------------------------- ALW 18.02.2007, 21:44 ----------------------------------- Thank you for letting me know char1984, . I appreciate it ----------------------------------- royalblush 19.02.2007, 11:28 ----------------------------------- You are a Poker Crusher now, ALW, and that makes you just fine all the way 'round! royalblush ----------------------------------- ALW 19.02.2007, 22:53 ----------------------------------- And mighty proud of it to! ----------------------------------- ALW 22.02.2007, 00:00 ----------------------------------- TYF ----------------------------------- PokerGuru 22.02.2007, 02:47 ----------------------------------- ALW, I would like, my new friend and excellent scholar, to add my compliment to the others you have received for your funny little ditty. Gotta have fun in this life! Your PokerGuru ----------------------------------- char1984 22.02.2007, 03:04 ----------------------------------- :D :D Thats for sure :D :D ----------------------------------- ALW 22.02.2007, 07:26 ----------------------------------- Thank You Sir I appreciate your comment's