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21.11.2005, 04:33

A good Laugh...:)
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A not so bright fellow was playing 5-10 holdem and was stuck about 200 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun.


The little green leprechaun said "Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars." The player replied, "Let me get even first." 

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royalblush
18.12.2005, 08:37


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Dr. Crush ~

When did you start talking to little green leprechauns?  LMAO

P.S.  I couldn't resist.  You know you are my best poker bud.

royalblush

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royalblush
18.12.2005, 08:47


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Okay, Dr. Crush ~  I made fun of yours.....so now I will tell one and give you a chance to make fun of mine.........

A set of jumper cables walked up to a nearly full poker table and took a seat, looking at the dealer questioningly.  "Oh alright," the dealer said.  "You can sit in, but don't start anything!"

hahahohohohehahaha  :jester: 

royalblush

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win4maw
29.12.2005, 06:26


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ROFLLMAO 
Royal you are too much

win4maw

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royalblush
01.01.2006, 04:25

That's a funny maw!
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Well now, Maw, if that is true, I would say it comes from hanging out online with you!  tee hee hee tee hee   :lol: 

royalblush

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win4maw
03.01.2006, 20:40


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I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with  /joking  LOL

win4maw

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royalblush
05.01.2006, 04:40


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I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with  /joking  LOL

win4maw

Well, Maw, I will take that as a compliment.  Thank you!  

And right back atcha with those words you wrote.

royalblush



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sunspun
18.03.2006, 17:36


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Hahaha very funny DrCrush and royalblush! 

Hey! Did u ever notice y'all rhyme? 

Bet you'd have made a great vaudeville act together!

OK, here's something heard at an online poker game that I thought was funny (even funnier 'cuz I was the one who said it!). 

Some guy getting a bad attitude and telling me I suck and can't play worth anything (this after I beat his hand, of course!) and calling me names, etc etc...

I never know what to say to these types.

So to the table in general, I just said, "too bad smilies don't have fingers".

To my relief, they got it and laughed, and he was a fool and I was cool.

 Works for me! lol.

OK have fun all and good luck!

sunspun

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truushot
29.03.2006, 22:02


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That probably is a true story. Very funny.

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sunspun
03.04.2006, 05:45


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All true truushot! (I was there!)

 :P 

sunspun

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PokerGuru
03.04.2006, 11:32


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POKER CRUSHERS ONE AND ALL,

THIS ENTIRE STRING OF POSTS HAS KEPT ME LAUGHING UNTIL I AM NOW OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT TOILET PAPER WITH WHICH TO DRY MY EYES!   TRUE, I SWEAR!

PokerGuru