----------------------------------- ALW 10.02.2007, 19:42 A Little Joke ----------------------------------- [B][align=center] Q:Why Do Men Give Name's To Their Penises ? A: Because They Don't Want A Total Stranger Making 90% Of Their Decision's ! ----------------------------------- beckie33 10.02.2007, 19:53 ----------------------------------- :lol: :lol: :lol: ( I would say 99 % hee hee) :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- ALW 10.02.2007, 20:31 ----------------------------------- I think your estimate is much closer Beckie33 ----------------------------------- char1984 11.02.2007, 01:40 ----------------------------------- :D :D I would say 99.9 percent lol. :D :D ----------------------------------- rainbow1 11.02.2007, 01:50 ----------------------------------- LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ----------------------------------- Bower50 11.02.2007, 01:57 ----------------------------------- You saying I have to make a decision sometime?Dammit!!!LMAOOOO ----------------------------------- char1984 11.02.2007, 02:36 ----------------------------------- :D :D LOL Bower :D :D ----------------------------------- valeria 11.02.2007, 03:15 ----------------------------------- Well ... um.... ..ummm I usually name them ROFL ----------------------------------- ALW 11.02.2007, 05:16 ----------------------------------- PENIS NAME'S Roger the Todger Justin ( Just-in ) Chip Alata Jake the Snake ----------------------------------- valeria 11.02.2007, 05:26 ----------------------------------- Well the last one I named was just plain old George ROFL ----------------------------------- ALW 11.02.2007, 06:06 ----------------------------------- ROFL..........What a fine name for a penis. ----------------------------------- rainbow1 11.02.2007, 20:02 ----------------------------------- you guys are so silly :) ----------------------------------- royalblush 12.02.2007, 02:20 ----------------------------------- Whoa!!!! What on earth has happened to Rainbow's moments? Surely you guys could find a different thread for your admittedly hilarious posts! But since you started here............. I named the last one I named, " The Little Engine that Thought it Could"!!! roflmao! royalblush ----------------------------------- char1984 12.02.2007, 02:46 ----------------------------------- :D COULD IT???????????? LMAO :D :D ----------------------------------- cindy7186 12.02.2007, 03:28 ----------------------------------- lol you guys are sooo funny!!! i never have named a penis lol. ----------------------------------- valeria 12.02.2007, 03:39 ----------------------------------- George certainly could! ROFL ----------------------------------- ALW 12.02.2007, 07:15 ----------------------------------- This all reminds me of a comedy sketch I watched ages ago. There is a man and a woman lying in the missionary position, beneath the cover's The man says, " Has Rupert arrived in Piccadilly Station yet dear? " And the woman says, " No, He's in Paddington, ouch! " ----------------------------------- ALW 12.02.2007, 18:17 ----------------------------------- All this banter from one Little Willy joke. To allow yourself to look for, and find humour in everyday thing's, especially subject's of taboo Then to play along and add your own funny little quip's and remark's Shows me what a friendly and easy going group of down-to-earth human being's you all are. I've found this thread very, very amusing. Thank you ----------------------------------- valeria 12.02.2007, 21:20 ----------------------------------- Maybe we should get penis collars with name tags on them!!!!!! How cute! Kind of like wearing a neck tie! ROOOOOOOOFFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAA ----------------------------------- ALW 12.02.2007, 21:42 ----------------------------------- LMAO.... Some could be ' Studded ' like a dog collar. And have name's like ' Growler, Champ & Butch ' sewn into them. Or for the pacifist, a nice Red Bow-Tie made from silk with name's like Rupert, Algenon & Tarquin embroidered on them ----------------------------------- char1984 13.02.2007, 21:43 ----------------------------------- :D :D Oh my , the visiuals lolol. I noticed Poker Guru and even Orange are staying away from this one lmao or they are fetting out their boots lol :D :D ----------------------------------- ALW 13.02.2007, 22:35 ----------------------------------- LOL.. It's been v.funny, a few people have added humorous remark's that have been far more amusing than the ' Little Willy Joke ' that started it. I wouldn't dream of going over the top, my conscience wouldn't allow it. Although I was thinking of starting up a poll. 1 ) Ladie's, Have you ever given your partner's Didgery-Do a pet name ? ( Yes or No ) 2 ) If so, please list the name(s) you have used. What d'ya think ? Just kidding ----------------------------------- sunspun 14.02.2007, 09:11 ----------------------------------- I knew a guy once who named his "Crackers" - you wanna know why??? Just so he could say "You can eat Crackers in my bed anytime..." hohohoheeheehaha! Funny joke, ALW!! THX! sunspun ----------------------------------- ALW 14.02.2007, 10:16 ----------------------------------- LOL..........Why didn't I think of that, It's a much better name than ' Tiny Tim.'