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rainbow1
13.11.2006, 02:55

Three Men and the River
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Three men were hiking through a forest when they came upon a large, raging, 
violent river.

Needing to get on the other side, the first man prayed, "God, please give me 
the strength to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him big arms and strong legs and he was able to swim across 
in about 2 hours, having almost drowned twice.

After witnessing that, the second man prayed, "God,  please give me strength 
and the tools to cross the river."
Poof! God gave him a rowboat and strong arms and strong legs and he was able 
to row across in about an hour after almost capsizing once.

Seeing what happened to the first two men, the third man prayed, "God, 
please give me the strength, the tools, and the intelligence to cross this 
river."
Poof! He was turned into a woman. She checked the map, hiked one hundred 
yards up stream, and walked across the bridge.

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cindy7186
13.11.2006, 05:02


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lol,thats hilarious thanks for sharing!!

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crzynana2001
13.11.2006, 06:14


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good one!

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rainbow1
13.11.2006, 17:00


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CMON YOU MEN I DON'T HEAR ANY COMMENTS LOL

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valeria
13.11.2006, 22:12


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hahahaha  We love to pick on men... it is so easy ROFL

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rainbow1
13.11.2006, 23:09


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WE SURE DO !!!!!!!!

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char1984
14.11.2006, 04:22


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:D  :D that was a very good one :D  :D by the way i love your quote rainbow at the bottom of your post :D  :D

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rainbow1
14.11.2006, 04:26


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tyvm char, i wrote that myself a few yrs ago :)

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char1984
14.11.2006, 05:25


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:D  :D and it is so very true :D  :D

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rainbow1
14.11.2006, 16:47


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BY PUTTING IT OUT THERE, HOPEFULLY MORE PPL WILL GET IN TUNED WITH THEIR FRIENDS :)