----------------------------------- rainbow1 04.11.2006, 18:52 WORDS WOMEN USE ----------------------------------- FINE This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up. FIVE MINUTES If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house. NOTHING This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine" GO AHEAD This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it. LOUD SIGH This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing" THAT'S OKAY This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake. THANKS A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome. Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology! And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget "Whatever" ...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU! ----------------------------------- ALW01 29.04.2007, 01:50 ----------------------------------- I liked this post Rainbow1, It made me chuckle, particularly the ''' Nothing mean's Something line. A perfect description of female attitude Very Humourus, Alan ----------------------------------- PokerGuru 29.04.2007, 07:50 ----------------------------------- There's no hope for us, ALW. No matter how, they win every single time. And.....we love them and love them and love them. Bet they don't think we are wrong about THAT! LOL Your Guru ----------------------------------- ALW01 29.04.2007, 09:11 ----------------------------------- I think women have two main rule's they strictly adhere to at all time's.... ( Rule Number 1 ) NO MATTER WHAT, A WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT. ( Rule Number 2 ) IF SHE IS EVER WRONG, RULE NUMBER 1 APPLIES ----------------------------------- spookth 29.04.2007, 13:46 ----------------------------------- The one that gives me the complete "Willies" is when she looks at me and says,"Hun, I was just thinking about the color of the living room"! As all men know, this is her way of saying we are going to completely renovate the entire house and throw every possesion we have in the garbage and buy everything new!!!!! ----------------------------------- ALW01 29.04.2007, 13:49 ----------------------------------- LOL, And that's after she's asked your opinion on the colour of the decor, You say " I think Blue would be nice. " Then paints it beige ! ----------------------------------- ALW01 29.04.2007, 17:08 ----------------------------------- Women say some of strangest thing's like..... It's to cold to snow Just popping over the road for half an hour, I'll be back in a minute ----------------------------------- rainbow1 29.04.2007, 17:16 ----------------------------------- lmaooooooooooooooooo you guyz are so funny :) read rule 1 again lol ----------------------------------- ALW01 29.04.2007, 17:56 ----------------------------------- My partner and I were sat at the kitchen table, she looked at me and said, "" I'M HOMESICK ! "" Puzzled, I replied, "" BUT THIS IS YOUR HOME, "" "" YES, I KNOW "" She said, "" AND I'M DAMN WELL SICK OF IT !! "" ----------------------------------- rainbow1 29.04.2007, 19:34 ----------------------------------- LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ----------------------------------- PUZTIME 30.01.2009, 16:24 ----------------------------------- Hello Rainbow LOL LOL .... Have You Been Following Me Around and Taking Notes LOL ----------------------------------- valeria 30.01.2009, 16:46 ----------------------------------- Those were very funny ALWO1 lol! ----------------------------------- rainbow1 31.01.2009, 23:34 ----------------------------------- no time to follow anyone around but glad you all liked em :) ----------------------------------- mamaw618 03.02.2009, 08:45 ----------------------------------- i just love 'go ahead'...takes me back in time & makes me laugh...all of it is great & funny....[[[[[hugs]]]]]] marlene ----------------------------------- BARB711 31.08.2009, 13:56 ----------------------------------- lmao..except the five mins..my old man is the one who takes 4ever to get ready..lol ----------------------------------- cocakolakid 01.09.2009, 10:20 ----------------------------------- there is one word that should be included in that list...and when combined with a women's cut eye and dirty look - it's gotta be #1 WHAT?!?! Is a women's multifunction word in which her delivery, demeanor and body language will define the meaning. ie a shy "what?" - is a women playing innocent and then the cut eye and dirty look "what!" -is a women telling a person to get out of her face ----------------------------------- rainbow1 01.09.2009, 13:07 ----------------------------------- LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------- BARB711 06.09.2009, 13:08 ----------------------------------- LMAO.. ----------------------------------- msfilly 07.09.2009, 08:44 ----------------------------------- Thanks BARB711, for digging up this from the past I enjoyed it