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mojojds
12.10.2006, 14:35

Laughter always helps
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Playing Poker with the Rent Money

"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor. 
"You didn't do it, did you?" 

"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!" 


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Packing Time

    A man comes home very late from a poker game.  His wife is standing at the door waiting for him with a rolling pin in her hand. Before she has a chance to say or do anything he says. "honey u have to pack, I lost u in a Poker Game " 
 She says "how in the world did you do that".  He say it was really really hard. 
 "I had to fold a royal flush."




mojojds

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beckie33
12.10.2006, 22:59


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:lol:  :lol:  Good ones Mojo!!!  :lol:  :lol:

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sunspun
14.10.2006, 12:49


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HA ha ha!
That last one, especially! It's terrible! But I loved it! ;)

thanks for sharing!

sunspun