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ojisplayin
04.04.2012, 05:28

All Fired Up..... in (A-Z) Style! Closed! Winners Announced!
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WELCOME CRUSHERS!! LET'S POST FOR SOME FUN??

THEME IS "HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB" FROM ANY WORKPLACE-

WE'LL DRAW 3 RANDOM WINNERS AT CONTEST END, 
AND EVERYONE MAKING AT LEAST 1 POST IS IN!!!



SOUND GOOD? OK, HERE IS THE "BASICS-

1) A - Z STYLE, FOLLOW THE ALPHABET USING THE POST ABOVE YOU AS GUIDE-

2) POST AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE, BUT PLEASE LET SOMEONE ELSE POST BETWEEN :)

3) IF YOU MESS UP, JUST POST "OOPS, ETC" AND CORRECT LETTER-

I THINK WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE, AND HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS IT IS ALL IN FUN, SO NO BEING OFFENDED OR OFFENSIVE IS ALLOWED!

AND FINALLY, IT CAN BE OUTRAGEOUS, NAUGHTY, OR EVEN YUCKY, BUT LET'S MAKE SOME SILLY READS!!

EXAMPLES OF P, THEN Q:

P- Porn Surf on company time, while smoking on bosses desk!
Q- Quack-Quack to the Execs while flapping in a duck-like manner with their sandwhiches falling off your tray!


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I'll start us off with A-

Auto-Send a text to your BOSSES WIFE a photoshopped picture of your "RAW" photo, addressed to him, on your drive home.

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gjr1961
04.04.2012, 05:44


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B - Bring liquor (in a brown bag) to keep in your desk

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win4maw
04.04.2012, 11:37


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C Calling and setting up a work place poker game

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CATLICKER
04.04.2012, 12:12


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D -  Dance on your desk, wearing just a thong, as the boss walks by...

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win4maw
04.04.2012, 16:31


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Enjoy wataching porn on office computer

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broxi
04.04.2012, 18:37


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F.... fondling the bosses wife at the xmas night out

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win4maw
04.04.2012, 19:05


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G grasping the boss's jewels  LOL

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crzynana2001
04.04.2012, 19:15


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H- hanging around the water cooler... telling jokes about the boss's mistress.

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Bower50
04.04.2012, 19:30


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Investigating bosses sex life and tell his wife.

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win4maw
04.04.2012, 20:05


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Josting on facebook about the office affairs

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shirlsplay
04.04.2012, 21:25


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K - Knife throwing at the bosses  front door after following him home.:)

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win4maw
04.04.2012, 22:23


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L  Locking the boss out of the building

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shirlsplay
04.04.2012, 22:39


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M - Milking a cow in corporate office

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ojisplayin
04.04.2012, 23:59


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N-

Napping on shift!!

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win4maw
05.04.2012, 00:09


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O  Online gambling while at work

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josie46
05.04.2012, 03:48


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Post notes on facebook, ty josie46

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Bower50
05.04.2012, 11:27


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Question the bosses decisions

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transam99
05.04.2012, 21:19


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R- revert to doing nothing all day

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shirlsplay
05.04.2012, 23:38


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S - Shredding all the imporant papers :)

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ojisplayin
06.04.2012, 02:40


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T-

Throwing Coffee at every person saying "Good Morning!"

And I just want to say, LMAOOOO you Poker Crushers never disappoint my TWISTED sense of humor-  :loveit: 

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casino$teve
06.04.2012, 05:43


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LMFAO! some of these are really funny

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casino$teve
06.04.2012, 05:52


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:lol:  :stupids:  I meant to hit smiles clicked submit lol  :offtopic:   


 U urinate on the bosses car  :up:  :lol:

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shirlsplay
06.04.2012, 10:07


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U - Using company money to buy a hooker for an hour :)

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shirlsplay
06.04.2012, 10:14


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ops!!!! didn't see yours steve so sorry

V - Violating every rule in the book , than using the book to wipe your ass :)

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Bower50
06.04.2012, 15:39


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Watching the bosses wife shower.

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gjr1961
06.04.2012, 18:02


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XXX rated sites downloaded on company computer

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Bower50
06.04.2012, 22:02


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Yelling "My Boss is a Pansy"

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win4maw
06.04.2012, 23:44


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Z Zombi doll to put needles in

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gjr1961
07.04.2012, 02:14


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Authorize 4 day weekends every week.

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broxi
07.04.2012, 08:37


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Borrowing all the money from the company safe with no intention of returning it lol

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ojisplayin
07.04.2012, 08:40


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C-

Call in the nearest High School "STONERS" for free lunch and "AIR GUITAR" with the Boss Day!

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gjr1961
07.04.2012, 13:14


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Dance on the lunch room table naked

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casino$teve
07.04.2012, 14:14


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E eat tons of peanuts & spit the shells everywhere  :lol:

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win4maw
07.04.2012, 15:27


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F   "F"  "F"  "F"  All day long  LOL

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ojisplayin
07.04.2012, 21:08


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GoGo dance in breakroom while tossing everybody's salad

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Bower50
07.04.2012, 21:09


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Hang your dirty undies over puters in the office.

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win4maw
07.04.2012, 23:29


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I  Ironing clothes while at lunch

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catty78
08.04.2012, 14:40


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J jumping on bosses desk while mooning him

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win4maw
08.04.2012, 16:11


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K  Kicking A$$ while wearing a kilt

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Bower50
08.04.2012, 16:29


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Leaving food leftovers on bosses keyboard after checking his financial files.

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win4maw
08.04.2012, 16:32


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M  Making a Mess in the lunch room

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Bower50
08.04.2012, 21:29


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Never showing up for work.

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gjr1961
09.04.2012, 01:53


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Overtime clocked while taking naps

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Bower50
09.04.2012, 02:03


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Picking your nose in the lunch room.

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ojisplayin
09.04.2012, 04:36


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Q- Quit Any Work doing, and start painting toenails instead!

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casino$teve
09.04.2012, 09:24


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redecorate the entire workspace in a hardcore XXX type theme :lol:

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Bower50
09.04.2012, 16:10


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Sing off key all day long.

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win4maw
09.04.2012, 17:12


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T Tch Tch Tch all month long

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Bower50
09.04.2012, 22:17


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Unify all the workers for a sit-in protest.

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gjr1961
09.04.2012, 22:31


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Violate the rules against sexual harassment at least once a day

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shirlsplay
10.04.2012, 04:31


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waiting in the bathroom all day and not working. dosn't even have a desk cause no one knows him...lol :)

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ojisplayin
10.04.2012, 04:38


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"X Y Z and I GOTTA GO PEE, SO EXCUSE ME" chanting into Inter-Office overhead speaker system!!

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win4maw
10.04.2012, 20:01


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Y YELL ALL DAY INSTEAD OF speak softly

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gjr1961
11.04.2012, 01:13


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Z - Zone out every time the boss tells you something.

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ojisplayin
11.04.2012, 05:51


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A-

Ask for More Money and then say LOUDLY you're taking rest of the day off for YOUR MONTHLY ritual of Showering!!

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casino$teve
11.04.2012, 08:52


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B- bone the bosses wife :lol:

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Bower50
11.04.2012, 15:43


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Castrate the boss.

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gjr1961
11.04.2012, 19:24


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Deliberately do exactly opposite of your job description.

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Bower50
11.04.2012, 21:03


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Exercise in just your speedo at main entrance all day.

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casino$teve
11.04.2012, 21:43


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F flash your junk to everyone constantly :lol:

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Bower50
11.04.2012, 22:43


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Grind the bosses favourite desktop knicknack into 4 million pieces.

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shirlsplay
11.04.2012, 22:58


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H - Having your dog pee and poop all over the bosses office and desk.:)

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gjr1961
12.04.2012, 03:51


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Invite the Boss's mistress to the company Christmas party in his name.

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ojisplayin
12.04.2012, 05:12


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J- 

JIMMY the SAFE and leave a note claiming the boss said to "take what I want, like he does"

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gjr1961
12.04.2012, 07:39


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Kiss the clients passionately when they come in

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casino$teve
12.04.2012, 13:48


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lose millions in company funds high rolling on the net lol

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gjr1961
12.04.2012, 16:28


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Make arrangements for strippers appear at staff meeting

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casino$teve
12.04.2012, 17:20


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never do what your told

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Bower50
12.04.2012, 18:07


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Open all the water taps and let them overflow.

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gjr1961
12.04.2012, 18:19


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Post on the companys face book page that the company is being investigated   for tax errors

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win4maw
12.04.2012, 19:16


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Q   Quietly walk through the office in your birthday suit LOL

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casino$teve
12.04.2012, 20:28


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run screaming through the office in your b-day suit  :lol:

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Bower50
12.04.2012, 21:08


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Shop on Rodeo Drive with business gold card.

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gjr1961
12.04.2012, 22:23


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Tickle your secretary every day

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char1984
13.04.2012, 05:56


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:D  :D U-UNDRESS and know you will be fired :lol:  :lol:

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ojisplayin
13.04.2012, 13:37


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V- Vaporize the office air duct with STINK BOMBS all day saying Excuse me, each time someone notices!!

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transam99
13.04.2012, 18:14


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Walk around naked all day long

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Bower50
13.04.2012, 21:00


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Xplicitly tell the boss to shove his rules where the sun don't shine.

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gjr1961
14.04.2012, 03:30


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Yell "This place sucks!", as loud as you can, every time you see the boss.

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win4maw
14.04.2012, 13:00


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Z  Zap Zap Zap the boss with the laser

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ojisplayin
14.04.2012, 13:20


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A-
Apply at the restaurant where lunch meeting is being held from waitress taking orders!

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Bower50
14.04.2012, 13:38


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Bang the bosses daughter.

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gjr1961
14.04.2012, 14:45


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Close the company's bank account transferring all funds to your account.

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casino$teve
14.04.2012, 16:46


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dip your balls in  the boss's birthday ice cream! lmfao

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gjr1961
14.04.2012, 18:23


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Entertain prospective clients by telling graphic dirty jokes.

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Bower50
14.04.2012, 23:48


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Fix bosses computer so it tells him he's an please do not swear.

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Bower50
14.04.2012, 23:49


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Fix bosses computer so it tells him he's a bald headed idiot.

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crzynana2001
15.04.2012, 00:35


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give boss christmas card with his wife's (negligee clad) body on it.

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gjr1961
15.04.2012, 04:05


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Hold meetings discussing how to "get rid" of the boss.

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Bower50
15.04.2012, 16:31


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Inject drugs into his fruit snacks.

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gjr1961
15.04.2012, 18:13


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Jump up and down and scream, every time you get upset.

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ojisplayin
16.04.2012, 04:42


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K-
Kickball Tournaments INDOORS with your nephews Pop Warner (jr.) football team!!

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cocakolakid
16.04.2012, 11:27


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L - lock all the cabinets, drawers and doors and lose the keys.

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Bower50
16.04.2012, 16:48


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Meddle in bosses personal affairs.

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gjr1961
16.04.2012, 18:21


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Notify stockholders that the company is in deep debt.

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win4maw
16.04.2012, 21:08


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O Open a porn site on the company's site

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gjr1961
17.04.2012, 00:00


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Play the video that you made of the boss with a hot young blonde on Youtube.

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shirlsplay
17.04.2012, 01:33


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Q - Quickly setting everyones trash cans on fire :)

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win4maw
17.04.2012, 02:31


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R  Rapidly run thru the office yelling FIRE! FIRE!

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gjr1961
17.04.2012, 16:25


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Tell everyone that they get the day off with pay.

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Bower50
18.04.2012, 20:42


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Utilize bosses computer for porn.

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gjr1961
18.04.2012, 22:06


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Vacate the building after setting off the fire alarm.......the third time this month.

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shirlsplay
18.04.2012, 22:41


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W - Waiting in the bosses house for him to get home and beating the *please do not swear* out of them. :)

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gjr1961
18.04.2012, 22:50


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Xing out the bosses name and replacing it with your own on his business cards, correspondence, and office door.

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ojisplayin
19.04.2012, 16:06


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YANK THE HARDDRIVES OUT AND TAKE THEM HOME EACH NIGHT!

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gjr1961
19.04.2012, 17:06


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Zap your computer so the entire network goes down.

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Bower50
19.04.2012, 19:04


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Act like a complete maniac at an upper management meeting with prospective clients.

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ojisplayin
20.04.2012, 02:48


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B-
Borrow money, without asking... from everyone with a purse or wallett in view!!

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gjr1961
20.04.2012, 14:56


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Come to work each day in your pajamas.

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ojisplayin
21.04.2012, 23:25


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DAYDREAM while entering secure data!!

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win4maw
22.04.2012, 00:30


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E  EAt everyone's lunch out of the frige

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Bower50
22.04.2012, 01:48


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Flatulate all day long.

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gjr1961
22.04.2012, 03:31


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Give out the boss's daughter's phone # to all the men at the local bar and tell them she's looking for a good time.

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shirlsplay
22.04.2012, 05:14


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H - Having a late slip every day :)

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Bower50
22.04.2012, 21:42


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Identify all the bosses dirty little secrets.

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lisas39
23.04.2012, 04:36


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Joy ride with the boss' car.

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broxi
23.04.2012, 09:03


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kindly decide everyone should have a weeks holiday since the boss is away and shut the premises

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win4maw
23.04.2012, 14:36


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Leave all the doors and even the safe door open

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gjr1961
23.04.2012, 15:53


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Moon each client as they enter.

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win4maw
23.04.2012, 16:15


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N  Never say your sorry

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ojisplayin
23.04.2012, 17:42


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Open Mouth Insert Foot!! (like usual) LOL

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crzynana2001
24.04.2012, 10:44


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P - Pi$$ off everyone around you, including the boss.

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gjr1961
24.04.2012, 15:35


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Quiz all employees in your department until they break down in tears and quit.

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anneandalan
24.04.2012, 16:38


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re-organize all the files into the the wrong folders

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gjr1961
24.04.2012, 18:59


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Stick up the wrong schedule on the bulletin board giving your friends overtime and shorting hours of the people you don't like. (giving yourself the week off of course)

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anneandalan
24.04.2012, 20:24


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Talk in an entirely made up language about critical issues then storm off when no one understands.

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shirlsplay
24.04.2012, 23:03


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USED ANOTHER PERSONS IDENITY WHEN YOU APPLIED FOR THE JOB. :)

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gjr1961
25.04.2012, 02:40


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Vandalize the entire building with gang graffiti.

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shirlsplay
25.04.2012, 21:42


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W - Waited for everyone to leave than destroyed the place.:)

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crzynana2001
25.04.2012, 21:51


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X - Xerox all the boss's personal data, then e-mail it to all his contacts.

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win4maw
25.04.2012, 21:55


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YAHOO YAHOO  I have spied on the boss

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shirlsplay
25.04.2012, 22:34


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Zapped the boss  and employees with a tazor gun :)

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gjr1961
26.04.2012, 01:34


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Answer the phone swearing like a trucker.

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anneandalan
26.04.2012, 18:12


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break into the office after hours and turn all the drawers upside down

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crzynana2001
26.04.2012, 18:58


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Call your boss's wife at night, when he is with his mistress.

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gjr1961
26.04.2012, 21:07


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Destroy all inventory by setting a fire.

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anneandalan
26.04.2012, 21:10


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Evacuate the building by organizing an employee walk out during busy season

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shirlsplay
26.04.2012, 22:53


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F - Failed to pass a drug test :)

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gjr1961
27.04.2012, 02:15


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Go to all competitors and apply for a job, using your boss as a reference.

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win4maw
27.04.2012, 22:49


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H Hold off making all the deposits for a month

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ojisplayin
27.04.2012, 23:37


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Instant ATM withdrawal from petty cash!!

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win4maw
28.04.2012, 00:08


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J  Jump up and down on the bosses desk in the NUDE   LOOL

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anneandalan
28.04.2012, 13:13


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K - Kick the computers off the desks and take a bow

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win4maw
28.04.2012, 14:26


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L  Lick all the computer screens

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Bower50
28.04.2012, 19:36


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Mix up all the boss' files.

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gjr1961
28.04.2012, 19:46


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Never take a shower, wear deodorant, or change your clothes.

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ojisplayin
29.04.2012, 16:41


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CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED, GL CRUSHERS!!!

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!!!!

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ojisplayin
30.04.2012, 02:43


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AND WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, LOL I AM HAPPY TO SAY WE HAVE OUR 3 X $10 NAMES!!!

WOOOHOOO!!! TY CRUSHERS FOR A WONDERFUL MONTH!!

OK, NOW (IN THE ORDER DRAWN) THE WINNERS ARE:

CASINO$TEVE - SHIRLSPLAY - CHAR1984

WTG!! $TEVE!! WTG!! SHIRLS!! WTG!! CHARLA!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THREE OF YOU!!

HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!! YOUR PC STAFF!!

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gjr1961
30.04.2012, 11:53


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WTG  $teve, Shirls, and Char!

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crzynana2001
30.04.2012, 15:28


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wtg winners

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casino$teve
02.05.2012, 06:31


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WOOOHOOO! that was a funny ass contest lol TYTYTY! wtg everybody else and thanks for the laughs too  :lol:

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shirlsplay
02.05.2012, 21:29


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thank you so very much 

wtg steve and char

that was a fun contest , thank you :)

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Bower50
02.05.2012, 22:34


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Congrats winners.Enjoy!!!!
