----------------------------------- ojisplayin 03.08.2011, 21:51 August Twisted Headlines Contest Closed! Winners Announced! ----------------------------------- Let's try something for absolute crazy "Crush" style fun this month. I wonder, how wild can we get Poker Crushers? And yes, SUSAN, it is a Ca$h Paying Contest... LOL The rules: ****NO A-Z**** Any starting letter is welcome in August!! 1- Post a Headline, Not NORMAL mind you, but a Silly-Makes-Sense, in a twisted kind of way TOPIC HEADING. 2- Any topic goes, but please do not post back-2-back. Let everyone have a chance to play please. 3- We are adults here, please try not to OFFEND anyone in a mean-spirited way, but also refrain from taking any post PERSONALLY- It is all in fun. 4- If you feel this may offend you, then please do NOT TAKE PART in THIS contest. We have others. 5- 2 x $10 prizes will be picked by a random drawing from all members posting at least once. 1 x $20 winner will be chose by Staff for the most unique/silly/entertaining postings. 6- Closing on August 29th, 2011- At least 3 prizes, maybe more. ______________________________ Here are some examples: "12 year old becomes the first to graduate online- Mother thought she was ditching....." "We Are Finally Painting OUR House" Please bring all your paint to............. "Wife or Blackberry?" ______________________________ Sound easy? I hope so. Very Good luck - Have Fun Everyone!! Terms for winning a Cash Prize and *Payout Rules* *You must have at least $30 worth of accumulated prizes to get paid* No Exceptions! You need the same exchange value of pc points as the cash prize won: 2,000 pc points for $20 cash- 1,000 pc points for $10 cash- If you do not have enough cc-points to win a cash prize yet, you'll be credited with the same value of cc-points instead - so next time you win - you'll be able to cash out. You will need to advise us which payment method you would like us to use to pay you. To do this, please go to the red section above and click on "My Payment Method" and follow the instructions. You only need to do this once (unless you later wish or need to change your payment method option). ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 03.08.2011, 21:57 ----------------------------------- I'll start us off with..... "Mens softball Ringer needed by Friday" ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.08.2011, 01:40 ----------------------------------- BUMPPPPPPP ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 01:53 ----------------------------------- Snow in Pittsburgh in August (Is this what you mean) ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 04.08.2011, 02:12 ----------------------------------- Looking for sweet old ladies to cheer for bingo winner. ( is this right? ) ----------------------------------- pevangel 04.08.2011, 02:37 ----------------------------------- Poker Crush in need of some Go Go Dancers. ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 04.08.2011, 03:09 ----------------------------------- sign on deaf person's door "can't hear you knock. please ring doorbell." ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 03:09 ----------------------------------- OJ becomes a GO GO dancer for Casino Crush LOL ----------------------------------- notLOL 04.08.2011, 03:32 ----------------------------------- meeting on open meetings is closed. O.O ----------------------------------- josie46 04.08.2011, 03:50 ----------------------------------- CHEERLEADERSSPLIT AT MEET, ty josie46 ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.08.2011, 04:33 ----------------------------------- LMAOOOOO!! Great start Crushers!! I knew you'd catch on :) "MAN BREAKS NEIGHBORS WINDOW" ...WAS MAD ABOUT COURT ORDERED ANGER MANAGEMENT ----------------------------------- notLOL 04.08.2011, 06:40 ----------------------------------- red tape holds up bridge good luck crushers ----------------------------------- rebeccalynne123 04.08.2011, 11:20 ----------------------------------- 'Tiger Woods plays with own balls :oops: I do hope that headline is ok to post?? :oops: ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 04.08.2011, 11:29 ----------------------------------- sign on repair shop---- doorbell broken, please knock! ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.08.2011, 13:00 ----------------------------------- DON'T GET SCAMMED is on sale! The $400- book deal includes 50% off DON'T GET SCAMMED AGAIN! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 04.08.2011, 13:29 ----------------------------------- I was looking and found this........HAD to post whole story......LOL I hope that is OK. http://ninetythrees.com/wp-content/nl6.jpg ----------------------------------- notLOL 04.08.2011, 15:29 ----------------------------------- Local High School Dropouts Cut in Half lmao grandglor ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 15:38 ----------------------------------- Don't post here if you don't want to win ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.08.2011, 15:45 ----------------------------------- LMAOOOOOOO- I admit I am making them up, probably easy to tell, eh? :P POOL TEMPERATURE TAKES A DIP in CHIP S- Local teenager Chip S ____ hospitalized recovering from frostbite after swimming in January. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 04.08.2011, 18:14 ----------------------------------- Utah Poison Control Center reminds everyone to not take poison ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 04.08.2011, 19:25 ----------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning: Faces Battery Charge [He probably IS the battery charge!] ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 19:49 ----------------------------------- Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 04.08.2011, 21:42 ----------------------------------- Miner Refuses to Work after Death [That-good-for-nothing lazy so-and-so!] ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 21:48 ----------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers Now that’s taking things a bit far! ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 04.08.2011, 21:49 ----------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group [Weren't they fat enough?!] LOL ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 04.08.2011, 22:11 ----------------------------------- Eggplant study gets squashed. ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.08.2011, 22:13 ----------------------------------- Trash man sues Employer for his WIFE leaving his stinky ass! :P ----------------------------------- notLOL 04.08.2011, 22:15 ----------------------------------- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead some of these headlines are amazing. ----------------------------------- win4maw 04.08.2011, 22:18 ----------------------------------- If Strike Isn’t Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile Ya think?! ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 04.08.2011, 22:44 ----------------------------------- Postman gets sexaul harasment charges for delivering love letters ( no in house affairs! ) ----------------------------------- valeria 04.08.2011, 23:37 ----------------------------------- "Abused Woman Denied Divorce on Grounds That Koran Allows Men to Beat Their Wives" ----------------------------------- gjr1961 04.08.2011, 23:50 ----------------------------------- Blind Man Bites Guide Dog In Drunken Rage ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 05.08.2011, 03:15 ----------------------------------- Army vehicle gone missing after being painted with camouflage. ( and you wonder why... ) thanks playin,big hug :) ----------------------------------- gjr1961 05.08.2011, 03:37 ----------------------------------- California Hopes For An Alien Invasion To Solve Jobs Crisis ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 05.08.2011, 04:05 ----------------------------------- "The #1 Antivirus Stocks Plummet!" This following CEO confession "We crashed entire internal network while silently tracking- an EarthWorm" ----------------------------------- rebeccalynne123 05.08.2011, 06:03 ----------------------------------- Psychics predict world didn't end yesterday ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 05.08.2011, 07:13 ----------------------------------- THEIF SEEKS DISABILITY, CLAIMS WAS INJURED WHILE ON THE "JOB" ----------------------------------- valeria 05.08.2011, 09:45 ----------------------------------- Researcher says Rodney King's dyslexia a contributing factor in the violence escalation with officer Figpucker ----------------------------------- rebeccalynne123 05.08.2011, 11:15 ----------------------------------- Dead Body Found in Cemetary ----------------------------------- win4maw 05.08.2011, 13:00 ----------------------------------- Buddhists liberate 534 lobsters near Boston ----------------------------------- gjr1961 05.08.2011, 13:41 ----------------------------------- Alton Attorney Accidently Sues Himself ----------------------------------- sharon030161 05.08.2011, 16:39 ----------------------------------- meeting on open meetings is closed ----------------------------------- valeria 05.08.2011, 18:52 ----------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ----------------------------------- sharon030161 05.08.2011, 20:15 ----------------------------------- Blind Woman Gets New Kidney from Dad she Hasn't Seen in Years :lol: ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 05.08.2011, 22:42 ----------------------------------- PET PIG EATS BACON AND EGGS EVERY MORNING:) ..EEEEEWWW RIGHT?? LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 06.08.2011, 01:51 ----------------------------------- Ten Commandments: Supreme Court Says Some OK, Some Not ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 06.08.2011, 05:27 ----------------------------------- Professional photographer needed- or one talented photshopper wanted! ----------------------------------- valeria 06.08.2011, 08:23 ----------------------------------- War Dims Hope for Peace - ya think? ----------------------------------- sharon030161 06.08.2011, 15:07 ----------------------------------- Two Convicts Evade Noose, Jury Hung ----------------------------------- gjr1961 06.08.2011, 16:29 ----------------------------------- Fence Not Keeping Deer fom Waltzing ----------------------------------- sharon030161 06.08.2011, 17:02 ----------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ----------------------------------- valeria 06.08.2011, 18:18 ----------------------------------- Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead ----------------------------------- Bower50 06.08.2011, 20:30 ----------------------------------- "Chance of Rain Today Depends on Where You Live" ----------------------------------- anneandalan 06.08.2011, 21:56 ----------------------------------- crazed poker player throws computer out window ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 06.08.2011, 22:09 ----------------------------------- BATTERY OPERATED GOLF CART FOR SALE- Missing Electrical cords ----------------------------------- win4maw 06.08.2011, 22:21 ----------------------------------- British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 06.08.2011, 22:48 ----------------------------------- Extra, Extra Red Baron shoots down snoopy. ----------------------------------- win4maw 06.08.2011, 23:13 ----------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group Weren’t they fat enough?! ----------------------------------- Bower50 06.08.2011, 23:47 ----------------------------------- "Yum, Jello with Human DNA" ----------------------------------- win4maw 06.08.2011, 23:49 ----------------------------------- Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors Boy, are they tall! ----------------------------------- sharon030161 07.08.2011, 00:37 ----------------------------------- Organ Festival Ends in Smashing Climax LOL ----------------------------------- win4maw 07.08.2011, 00:43 ----------------------------------- Operation Meat Locker is latest attempt to ax meat thieves August 6, 2011 Take care the next time you order high-quality meat at a lower-than-possible price. With food prices escalating, meat thieves — organized groups who target steaks and high-end cuts at ... ----------------------------------- sharon030161 07.08.2011, 12:03 ----------------------------------- Milk Drinkers are Turning to Powder ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 07.08.2011, 17:01 ----------------------------------- **NEW** keg cooler heats up party! ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 07.08.2011, 17:29 ----------------------------------- Contaminated Water Tank was recently FLUSHED!! :O ----------------------------------- gjr1961 07.08.2011, 17:31 ----------------------------------- Banana Forced Officer To Have Sex ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 07.08.2011, 23:13 ----------------------------------- THE Smile Virus, leaves thousands Crying!! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 07.08.2011, 23:45 ----------------------------------- Local Child Wins Gun From Fundraiser ....saw the picture - the child who won was 18 months old. ----------------------------------- sharon030161 08.08.2011, 14:16 ----------------------------------- Is There a Ring of Debris around Uranus? :lol: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 08.08.2011, 17:03 ----------------------------------- Teen-Age Girls Often Have Babies Fathered by Men ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 08.08.2011, 21:25 ----------------------------------- MASTER OF 51 DISGUISES LOST 1 AND IS NOW KNOWN AS 5150 !! LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 08.08.2011, 22:40 ----------------------------------- Alien Gangs Prey on UK ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 09.08.2011, 00:54 ----------------------------------- Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain; Police Suspect Homicide :) ----------------------------------- gjr1961 09.08.2011, 01:38 ----------------------------------- Deaf Magician Disqualified for Hearing ----------------------------------- win4maw 09.08.2011, 03:34 ----------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over What a guy! ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 09.08.2011, 04:05 ----------------------------------- Australian Monthly: Retired man saw a big CHIMPANZEE GOING APE! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 09.08.2011, 16:23 ----------------------------------- Official: Only Rain Will Cure Draught ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 09.08.2011, 20:16 ----------------------------------- Bees quit working until pooh retires :) ----------------------------------- gjr1961 10.08.2011, 02:46 ----------------------------------- Man Tossing Knife in the Air Stabs Self in Head ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 10.08.2011, 05:43 ----------------------------------- COTTAGE CHEESE: Goes bad if not kept refrigerated. Made by milk thats not refrigerated- LMAO ----------------------------------- gjr1961 10.08.2011, 12:45 ----------------------------------- Platform Shoes Claim Another Life ----------------------------------- sharon030161 10.08.2011, 13:26 ----------------------------------- A young girl who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coastguard spokesman commented, 'This sort of thing is all too common.' :?: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 10.08.2011, 14:44 ----------------------------------- Canada Could Face Sperm Shortage ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 10.08.2011, 15:27 ----------------------------------- Get a free Mystery "GIFT" !!! Just SEND $5.00 now. :blink: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 10.08.2011, 15:44 ----------------------------------- Chicken With Artificial Leg Dies a Hero ----------------------------------- Bower50 10.08.2011, 21:04 ----------------------------------- “Statistics Show That Teen Pregnancy Drops Off Significantly After Age 25” ----------------------------------- win4maw 10.08.2011, 22:28 ----------------------------------- Hollywood making a horror movie about MS Word/Excel asking people to save changes they didn't make ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 10.08.2011, 22:45 ----------------------------------- Man dies trying to break a GUINESS RECORD for holding breath more than 5 minutes under water. Simultaneously creating a new branch in it. *Doubtful anyone will "TRY" to top that one, eh? ----------------------------------- gjr1961 11.08.2011, 00:31 ----------------------------------- Breast Milk Ice Cream Confiscated Over Safety Concerns - "...the dessert known as 'Baby Gaga'....A serving of the ice cream is valued at £14 (US$22.76, €16.49) and is provided in a martini glass" ----------------------------------- sharon030161 11.08.2011, 14:00 ----------------------------------- It's gonna be a uphill battle but we're not going down. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 11.08.2011, 16:20 ----------------------------------- Man fired for Washing Himself With Own Urine ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 11.08.2011, 21:54 ----------------------------------- A HOUSEPLANT developing dimensia is known as A WANDERING JEW. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 12.08.2011, 00:27 ----------------------------------- A Dancing Carrot Proposes Marriage ----------------------------------- sharon030161 12.08.2011, 15:04 ----------------------------------- 'Redneck Olympics' warned to change name LOL! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 12.08.2011, 15:57 ----------------------------------- Male Infertility Can Be Passed on to Children ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 13.08.2011, 00:55 ----------------------------------- Mimic a Mime Day IS ALL THE CHATTER!!! LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 13.08.2011, 02:27 ----------------------------------- Law Prohibits Swearing Around the Dead ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 13.08.2011, 23:26 ----------------------------------- Special today - no ice cream. ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 13.08.2011, 23:32 ----------------------------------- SCRATCH THAT ONE ABOVE IT'S STUPID LOL. SORRY Toaster: A gift that every member of the family appreciates. Automatically burns toast. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 14.08.2011, 04:05 ----------------------------------- Husband's Internet Date Turns Out to Be His Wife ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 14.08.2011, 08:52 ----------------------------------- Wanted: Man to take care of cow that does not smoke or drink :) ----------------------------------- CATLICKER 14.08.2011, 12:39 ----------------------------------- Hungarian immigrants relocate in Wales: refer to themselves as WellHung ----------------------------------- sharon030161 14.08.2011, 17:20 ----------------------------------- Sarah Palin Checks Into Rehab; Last Six Months Suddenly Make Sense ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 14.08.2011, 20:27 ----------------------------------- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home. ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 14.08.2011, 21:33 ----------------------------------- Stop Doing That!! The psychiatrist screamed over and over before charging $500 for the hour- The guy was "cured" when he did not come back.... ----------------------------------- gjr1961 14.08.2011, 22:30 ----------------------------------- Suspended MP Accused of Telling 100 Lies ----------------------------------- sharon030161 14.08.2011, 23:51 ----------------------------------- LOSING WIFE & HOME - TAKE UP PAYMENTS ON EITHER This was in my hometown classified ads! :lol: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 15.08.2011, 15:05 ----------------------------------- Library Vote Upholds Decision to OK Guns, But Ban Wooden Shoes ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 15.08.2011, 16:00 ----------------------------------- HELP- Lost Marbles!! I thought I just had 'em too... ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 15.08.2011, 19:35 ----------------------------------- Vacation Special: have your home exterminated ----------------------------------- sharon030161 15.08.2011, 22:56 ----------------------------------- Condom truck tips, spills load ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 16.08.2011, 13:09 ----------------------------------- Concealed Weapons Permit Handbook: Article 168 Part N #117 Void Inside Any Bank/Financial Institution UNLESS YOU HAVE it ON YOUR PERSON? I think it is your permit, huh? LMAO ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 16.08.2011, 14:56 ----------------------------------- New for those DIYers.... Amazon.com now offers body bags in choice of 2 colors! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 16.08.2011, 15:20 ----------------------------------- Patti did you lose your again? LOL Man Fights Ravenous Moth With Sex ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 16.08.2011, 17:18 ----------------------------------- Patti did you lose your again? LOL Never found to lose "again" ... LMAO Today local Craigslist Ad: FREE REMOTE, but missing TV- ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 16.08.2011, 18:27 ----------------------------------- Fire British Union Finds Dwarfs in Short Supply ----------------------------------- sharon030161 16.08.2011, 20:21 ----------------------------------- A-Rod goes deep, Wang hurt ----------------------------------- gjr1961 16.08.2011, 21:55 ----------------------------------- Joint Committee Investigates Marijuana Use If this was posted before....sorry ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 16.08.2011, 23:40 ----------------------------------- Turtle Race!! #3 SLO-MO Wins XTRA for fastest TIME!! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 17.08.2011, 00:21 ----------------------------------- Students Cook and Serve Grandparents Patti, I found some marbles, could they belong to you? http://www.mediafocus.com/images/thumbs/marbles-arf0249_hr.jpg ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 17.08.2011, 01:52 ----------------------------------- We do not tear your clothing with machinery. We do it carefully by hand ----------------------------------- gjr1961 17.08.2011, 08:44 ----------------------------------- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear ----------------------------------- sharon030161 17.08.2011, 14:03 ----------------------------------- Red Bull Linked to Birth Defects – Really Does Give Wings ----------------------------------- gjr1961 17.08.2011, 14:53 ----------------------------------- Dr. Ruth to Talk About Sex With Newspaper Editors ----------------------------------- sharon030161 17.08.2011, 20:23 ----------------------------------- “Obama Beats Weiner” and “Weiner: “I’ll Stick it Out.” ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 17.08.2011, 21:36 ----------------------------------- Marijuana youth of 2011 amazingly CAN roll their own "j".... when few cannot master how to roll outta bed! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 18.08.2011, 16:36 ----------------------------------- Autos Killing 110 a Day, Let's Resolve to Do Better ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 18.08.2011, 17:17 ----------------------------------- Marriage is better after seperation!! LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 18.08.2011, 17:48 ----------------------------------- Child's Stool Great for Use in Garden ----------------------------------- sharon030161 18.08.2011, 19:48 ----------------------------------- Crack found in man's buttocks lol ----------------------------------- gjr1961 18.08.2011, 22:39 ----------------------------------- Juvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant ----------------------------------- sharon030161 18.08.2011, 23:22 ----------------------------------- Kids Make Nutritious Snacks [Taste like chicken?] ----------------------------------- gjr1961 19.08.2011, 02:48 ----------------------------------- Here's How You Can Lick Doberman's Leg Sores ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 19.08.2011, 03:11 ----------------------------------- Deaf Man diagnosed with Swimmers Ear ----------------------------------- gjr1961 19.08.2011, 13:00 ----------------------------------- Never Withhold Herpes Infection from Loved One ----------------------------------- sharon030161 19.08.2011, 14:37 ----------------------------------- Dr. Wheat says whole grain is better for you. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 19.08.2011, 15:21 ----------------------------------- Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 19.08.2011, 16:00 ----------------------------------- Please FAX verification documents when reserving a booth at the 2012 ANONYMOUS Seattle convention. Wowee, anonymous my ass! LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 19.08.2011, 21:26 ----------------------------------- Enraged Cow Injures Farmer with Ax ----------------------------------- sharon030161 19.08.2011, 22:53 ----------------------------------- spoonin leads to forkin :lol: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 20.08.2011, 00:56 ----------------------------------- spoonin leads to forkin :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 20.08.2011, 01:00 ----------------------------------- http://www.headlinehumor.com/images/headlines/h10.jpg ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 20.08.2011, 07:38 ----------------------------------- Criminals Are FINALLY Getting Help!!! Thanks To FaceBook- LMAO ..It is supposed to say because of a leading psychologist joining. ----------------------------------- sharon030161 20.08.2011, 16:48 ----------------------------------- Republicans Turned Off By Size of Obama's Package' ----------------------------------- gjr1961 20.08.2011, 20:23 ----------------------------------- Colleagues Finger Bilionaire ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 21.08.2011, 07:44 ----------------------------------- BROKE MY FENCE, Can you push yours over a little? LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 21.08.2011, 14:46 ----------------------------------- Sex Education Delayed, Teachers Request Training ----------------------------------- sharon030161 21.08.2011, 15:00 ----------------------------------- Man stabbed to death by cockfighting bird ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 21.08.2011, 15:05 ----------------------------------- Cookie Monster pleads guilty. Sentenced to LIFE on Sesame Street :P Forced to admit "HE" was the "MONSTER" at the end of the book.... ----------------------------------- gjr1961 21.08.2011, 15:50 ----------------------------------- Include Your Children when Baking Cookies ----------------------------------- pevangel 21.08.2011, 16:52 ----------------------------------- Tiger Woods plays with own balls ----------------------------------- gjr1961 21.08.2011, 22:19 ----------------------------------- Court Rules Boxer Shorts Are Indeed Underwear ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 21.08.2011, 23:12 ----------------------------------- EARTHQUAKES ARE KNOWN TO CAUSE TREMORS ----------------------------------- sharon030161 21.08.2011, 23:17 ----------------------------------- Drunk man calls 911 from the backseat of police car This guy is a genius; he actually wanted to make sure they were the real deal. How clever. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 22.08.2011, 00:02 ----------------------------------- Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 22.08.2011, 16:32 ----------------------------------- BILL FOLDED (IN POKER GAME) LOL ----------------------------------- gjr1961 22.08.2011, 16:55 ----------------------------------- One-Armed Man Applauds Kindness of Strangers ----------------------------------- sharon030161 22.08.2011, 17:54 ----------------------------------- Man's feet fail to stop brakeless truck. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 22.08.2011, 23:16 ----------------------------------- New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger Test Group ----------------------------------- sharon030161 22.08.2011, 23:26 ----------------------------------- Mexico marines rescue smugglers on the 'high' seas ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 23.08.2011, 00:20 ----------------------------------- CAUTION - Duck crossing ahead ----------------------------------- gjr1961 23.08.2011, 11:30 ----------------------------------- Beavers Trap Trojans ----------------------------------- sharon030161 23.08.2011, 14:20 ----------------------------------- Dairy Queen owner serves up good will. Too bad they don't serve that stuff everywhere! ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 23.08.2011, 20:43 ----------------------------------- Worrying causes Stress Group testing, by Dr. Strangelove... CAUTION! READING THE TEST RESULTS CAN CAUSE STRESS ----------------------------------- sharon030161 24.08.2011, 13:53 ----------------------------------- NJ Judge to Rule on Nude Beach That should be interesting! lol ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 24.08.2011, 17:25 ----------------------------------- Pre-Meditated or "Heat Of Passion" ??? Jury IS IN, And... Vehicular Manslaughter??? ----------------------------------- sharon030161 24.08.2011, 20:16 ----------------------------------- Robber Holds Up Albert's Hosiery ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 24.08.2011, 21:59 ----------------------------------- Now is your chance to have your ears pierced. Get an extra pair to take home ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 25.08.2011, 01:16 ----------------------------------- Time Stopped! ----------------------------------- sharon030161 25.08.2011, 15:20 ----------------------------------- Nicaragua Sets Goal to Wipe out Literacy ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 25.08.2011, 17:26 ----------------------------------- The "ghost in the attic" was in over his head! ----------------------------------- valeria 25.08.2011, 19:00 ----------------------------------- Deaf College Opens Doors to Hearing ----------------------------------- sharon030161 25.08.2011, 20:24 ----------------------------------- Anthony Wiener said to be headed to work for Oscar Meyer. He will be the top dog. :lol: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 25.08.2011, 22:02 ----------------------------------- Town to Drop School Bus When Overpass is Ready ----------------------------------- sharon030161 26.08.2011, 00:53 ----------------------------------- Soviet Virgin Lands Short of Goal Again ----------------------------------- gjr1961 26.08.2011, 02:01 ----------------------------------- William Kelly, 87, Was Fed Secretary ----------------------------------- sharon030161 26.08.2011, 16:33 ----------------------------------- A man crashed his truck into the back of a car, then fled on the horse he was pulling in the trailer. Texas, police said it was a hit-and-gallop accident. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 26.08.2011, 16:52 ----------------------------------- Queen Mary Having Bottom Scraped ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 27.08.2011, 17:02 ----------------------------------- SNAPSHOT OF CAMERA-MAN FALLING TO HIS DEATH!! ----------------------------------- gjr1961 27.08.2011, 18:18 ----------------------------------- Cancer Society Honors Marlboro Mann ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 28.08.2011, 03:48 ----------------------------------- Post-Partum Depression has been PREMATURELY diagnosed an alarming amount of times. :shock: ----------------------------------- gjr1961 28.08.2011, 14:32 ----------------------------------- Panda Mating Fails, Veternarian Takes Over ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 28.08.2011, 17:55 ----------------------------------- SPARE CHANGE SALE- FREE LIFE WARRANTY "AS IS" LOL (SHOULD SAY FURNITURE & LIFETIME ----------------------------------- sharon030161 28.08.2011, 22:41 ----------------------------------- Wake for dead body put on hold. ----------------------------------- gjr1961 28.08.2011, 23:22 ----------------------------------- Iraqui Head Seeks Arms ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 29.08.2011, 14:58 ----------------------------------- OKAY CRUSHERS...... CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED!!! I WILL BE ANNOUNCING WINNERS TODAY SOMETIME. AFTER I TALLY YOUR POSTS AND MAKE SURE I HAVE EVERYONE'S NAME WHO ENTERED. GL :) ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 29.08.2011, 17:57 ----------------------------------- HARD TIME CHOOSING WHO HAD THE MOST ENTERTAINING........ OF COURSE, SOME OF YOU ONLY HAD 1 OR 2 POSTS *****Edit by PlayinCrush to avoid confusion- Below, I may have confused you, with the word *top* below edit. IT IS NOT HOW MANY POSTS, BUT THOSE UNIQUE, SILLY, POSTERS, WHICH STAFF WAS CONSIDERING GIVING THE *TOP PRIZE* OF $20- *******Edit Done********* AND OTHERS, WELL HAD ALOT MORE, LOL SO I USED THOSE WHO WERE IN THE *TOP* TO DRAW $20 NAME.... THEN ADDED EVERYONE IN, FINDING 2 MORE NAMES FOR $10. AND HERE THEY ARE: $20 WTG!! GRANDGLOR!! WTG!! $10 WTG!! SHIRLSPLAY!! WTG!! $10 WTG!! PEVANGEL!! WTG!! WOOOHOOOO CONGRATULATIONS LADIES!! TY SO MUCH EVERYONE!! HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS :) ----------------------------------- gjr1961 29.08.2011, 20:45 ----------------------------------- Thank you so much!! WTG Shirls and Patty!! ----------------------------------- sharon030161 30.08.2011, 12:58 ----------------------------------- WTG ladies! ----------------------------------- pevangel 30.08.2011, 16:22 ----------------------------------- Thank you Thank you Thank you so much, WTG Gloria and Shirls. pevangel ----------------------------------- Bower50 30.08.2011, 22:17 ----------------------------------- Congrats Gloria,Shirls & Patty. ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 31.08.2011, 02:21 ----------------------------------- Congrats to all the winners!!! ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 31.08.2011, 02:41 ----------------------------------- thank you so very much wtg gloria and patty :) that was a fun contest, i loved reading them. ----------------------------------- valeria 31.08.2011, 03:59 ----------------------------------- WTG You Three!!!!! They were a riot to read! ----------------------------------- josie46 01.09.2011, 13:31 ----------------------------------- wtg ladies ty josie46