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gjr1961
18.05.2010, 19:15

better jokes
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The Bum and the Man

The bum asks the man for $2.
The man asks "Will you buy booze?"
The bum says "No"
The man asks "Will you gamble it away?"
The bum says "No"
Then the man asks,
"Will you come home with me so my wife can see what happens to a man who doesn't drink or gamble?"


Good Hand

A 12-year-old boy comes home from school and excitedly walks in into his parent’s room. As he enters, mom and dad are on the bed making love. The boy asks his parents “What are you doing?” dad answers, “Playing poker, now get out of here.” He then goes to his older sister’s room only to find her out with her boyfriend on bed making love. The boy again asks “What are you doing?” sister replied, “Playing poker, now get out of here”. The boy then decided to proceed into his older brother’s room finding him masturbating. The boy then asks “What are you doing?” brother replied “Playing poker”. The boy then asks “I thought it takes two to play poker?” brother then replied “NOT if you have a GOOD HAND.”
