----------------------------------- crzynana2001 24.01.2010, 10:30 JAN 2010 CONTEST #3*CLOSED* WINNER ANNOUNCED ----------------------------------- Our third contest for January will be one to have fun with, Poker Crushers. These will be 'famous last words' ... real or make believe .... use either actual quotes (or imagined) from poker players or other celebrities OR make up a quote for someone that you know ... LOL!!! I will start.... Allight's last words .... " Never trust your dollies" RULES 1. All members making a post will be placed into a random drawing, where we will be giving away 1 x $30 prize. 2. The winner(s) must have at least 3,000 pc points in order to claim a cash prize. If the selected winner(s) has less then 3,000 pc points then they will receive 3,000 pc points in lieu of the $30 prize. 3. You will need to advise us which payment method you would like us to use to pay you. To do this, please go to the section above and click on "My Payment Method" and follow the instructions. You only need to do this once (unless you later wish or need to change your payment method option). If you have any questions, please send OrangeCrush or Crushadmin a private message. 4. This contest will end on February 3rd, 2010 and we will give away 1 x $30 prize. Good Luck Poker Crushers!!! Happy Gaming Always! Your Poker-Crush Staff ;) ----------------------------------- broxi 24.01.2010, 10:38 ----------------------------------- captain of the titanic...do not panic this ship is UNSINKABLE ----------------------------------- broxi 24.01.2010, 11:29 ----------------------------------- JOHN F KENNEDY on arriving in dallas(If someone is going to kill me, they will kill me)...well he got that right ----------------------------------- anneandalan 24.01.2010, 15:22 ----------------------------------- "one little drink isn't going to kill you" that would Alan's famous last words. ----------------------------------- broxi 24.01.2010, 15:24 ----------------------------------- my dentists famous words..dont worry this wont hurt(maybe not him but was feckin painful for me lol) ----------------------------------- slotmom 24.01.2010, 15:27 ----------------------------------- I always like this one "chit happens" by my husband ----------------------------------- Sisters 24.01.2010, 16:20 ----------------------------------- Hi, Becarful what you wish for.. sisters :) ----------------------------------- BARB711 24.01.2010, 17:05 ----------------------------------- one little toke wont hurt you..cheech and chong..lol..look at em now! ----------------------------------- DolphsLdy 24.01.2010, 20:18 ----------------------------------- My husbands way of teaching kids manners: I beg your ______ I never promised you a rose garden The kids now know pardon is a word not 'what' I must say after years of hearing it though I no longer like the song lol ----------------------------------- ratfang 24.01.2010, 23:03 ----------------------------------- My crazy mans saying is "Whatever" lol Mine is" You On live Once Go For It" ----------------------------------- msfilly 25.01.2010, 00:11 ----------------------------------- Famous last words "Never say never! ----------------------------------- valeria 25.01.2010, 02:47 ----------------------------------- Early to bed Early to rise Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise. The early bird gets the worm. One I never understood was Never kick a gift horse in the mouth. A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush. Don't cross your eyes (or make a bad face) or they will freeze that way. and as already stated by ms. filly one of my favorites - Never say never. ----------------------------------- valeria 25.01.2010, 02:50 ----------------------------------- Opps one I meant to put in previous message - one quote I used to use in my signatures: A good friend is like diamonds precious and rare False ones like autumn leaves found everywhere. ----------------------------------- shirlsplay 25.01.2010, 09:15 ----------------------------------- The apple don't fall far from the tree. ----------------------------------- msfilly 26.01.2010, 00:24 ----------------------------------- Sir, I really like poker. Every hand has its different problems. said by Henry Fonda, while playing Wyatt Earp in My Darling Clementine ----------------------------------- emeraldharley 26.01.2010, 22:34 ----------------------------------- My Favorite Quote is: "Don't Worry....It will only *SEEM* Kinky the First Time! ----------------------------------- allight 27.01.2010, 01:39 ----------------------------------- "I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken!" "There's no ego in my family....I have it all!" and I always trust my dollies, cause they don't talk back! ----------------------------------- sharon030161 27.01.2010, 01:52 ----------------------------------- i started out with nothing and still have most of it left. ----------------------------------- IRIEDREAMING 27.01.2010, 13:41 contest#3 ----------------------------------- if that's how you get your jollies ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 27.01.2010, 14:25 ----------------------------------- These are all great, but I would still love to see some personalized! Quotes and sayings used by actual people and who they are! Keep up the good work, some of these have had me laughing so hard, tears have come to my eyes. nana ----------------------------------- valeria 27.01.2010, 16:30 ----------------------------------- Conceit is a fault and I don't have any faults. I don't know who said most of these I will find some. These have just stuck in my head over the years lol ----------------------------------- msfilly 27.01.2010, 18:05 ----------------------------------- I want to be Barbie that Bitch has everything! ----------------------------------- r8er4ever 28.01.2010, 00:32 ----------------------------------- am always right ! ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 00:57 ----------------------------------- 100% of the shots you don't take don't go in. Wayne Gretzky ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 00:57 ----------------------------------- An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind. M.K. Gandhi ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 00:58 ----------------------------------- Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve. Dr. Napoleon Hill ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 00:58 ----------------------------------- Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius. Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 01:02 ----------------------------------- I'm so bored with it all." Winston Churchill ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 01:05 ----------------------------------- some death bed quotes now Why are you weeping? Did you imagine that I was immortal?" Louis XIV (1638-1715), Well known French king, as his servants cried for him. "Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms." Alexander Pope (1688-1744), British poet "Why, I did not know we had quarreled." Henry David Thoreau, when asked by his aunt if he had made his peace with God. We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the first law of nature. Voltaire "Turn up the lights, I don't want to go home in the dark." O. Henry (William Sidney Porter 1862-1910), US story writer "On the contrary!" Henrik Ibsen (1828-1906), Norwegian dramatist on a suggestion he was better, "Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six." Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910), Russian author, comment on the the Russian Orthodox Church as he lay dying ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 01:06 ----------------------------------- lol is that better mow nana that their are names to go with quotes ----------------------------------- sharon030161 28.01.2010, 14:46 ----------------------------------- jeeze broxi...LOL! ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 15:23 ----------------------------------- lol was that a quote shaz or just your opinion ----------------------------------- broxi 28.01.2010, 15:31 ----------------------------------- another quote this is from sharon030161...jeeze broxi(as she uses that regularly lol) ----------------------------------- DolphsLdy 28.01.2010, 16:43 ----------------------------------- Here is my very own quote that I came up with a few years ago: One alone can not achieve much, but together we are a force to be reckoned with! ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 28.01.2010, 23:12 ----------------------------------- lol is that better mow nana that their are names to go with quotes much better broxi, that is what I had in mind all along!!!!! THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ----------------------------------- anneandalan 29.01.2010, 02:23 ----------------------------------- you can't teach a pig to sing...its an exercise in frustration and it annoys the pig ----------------------------------- valeria 29.01.2010, 06:08 ----------------------------------- One of my favorite sayings is in place of what? I say Vat? I guess I am a Marlene Deitritch wanna be.. LOL ----------------------------------- DixiesMom 29.01.2010, 14:13 ----------------------------------- Winston Churchill..."I'm bored with it all." ----------------------------------- BARB711 29.01.2010, 15:00 ----------------------------------- oh i got one more..my old man hates it...lol..."and your point is?" lmao..such a smart a** i can be.. ----------------------------------- msfilly 29.01.2010, 19:32 ----------------------------------- Poker is generally reckoned to be America's second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer. -- Alfred Alvarez (2001) ----------------------------------- msfilly 29.01.2010, 19:34 ----------------------------------- Hold'em is to to stud and draw what chess is to checkers. -- Johnny Moss, 3x World Champion ----------------------------------- valeria 30.01.2010, 11:58 ----------------------------------- I love thast one too Barb lol ----------------------------------- BARB711 30.01.2010, 14:13 ----------------------------------- LOL,,TY ----------------------------------- msfilly 30.01.2010, 19:35 ----------------------------------- One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker. Mike Sexton ----------------------------------- dmoney644 31.01.2010, 06:26 ----------------------------------- "Time Flies When you're having fun" my added twist to this one is: "Time Flies Whether you are having fun or NOT!" Also, the most use phrase of the decade: "It is what it is" ----------------------------------- gjr1961 31.01.2010, 22:40 ----------------------------------- "Read my lips, no more taxes!" -George H. W. Bush Speaking of Bush, I saw this joke that I thought was kind of funny................ Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion. Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall. The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!" ----------------------------------- msfilly 01.02.2010, 02:30 ----------------------------------- "Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!" Dutch Boy'd ----------------------------------- anneandalan 01.02.2010, 05:11 ----------------------------------- golf and sex are the two things in life that you don't have to be good at to enjoy ----------------------------------- msfilly 01.02.2010, 06:49 ----------------------------------- I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve Allen ----------------------------------- msfilly 01.02.2010, 06:49 ----------------------------------- I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind. Steve Allen ----------------------------------- msfilly 02.02.2010, 19:56 ----------------------------------- People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker" Mary Austin, 20th century American author ----------------------------------- shortstuff 04.02.2010, 04:40 ----------------------------------- Yes I pray for the best :) ----------------------------------- shortstuff 04.02.2010, 04:41 ----------------------------------- Becuse the Bible states seek ye the kingdom of God and all shall be added unto you. ----------------------------------- crzynana2001 04.02.2010, 04:48 ----------------------------------- CONGRATULATIONS!!!!! IS IN ORDER TO THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST!!!! I SHOOK AND I ROLLED AND I SHOOK SOME MORE AND THE NAME THAT POPPED UP WAS...... dmoney644 CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!!!! MAY YOUR WINNINGS GROW!!!! HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!!! YOUR POKER-CRUSH STAFF ----------------------------------- allight 04.02.2010, 06:24 ----------------------------------- wtg dmoney ----------------------------------- BARB711 04.02.2010, 13:08 ----------------------------------- w2g! ----------------------------------- msfilly 04.02.2010, 13:24 ----------------------------------- WTG dmoney644 congrats on the win ----------------------------------- ojisplayin 04.02.2010, 16:47 ----------------------------------- WootWoot!! WTG Derrick!! ----------------------------------- Sisters 06.02.2010, 03:06 ----------------------------------- Hi, Congrats dmoney :D sisters :) ----------------------------------- dmoney644 10.02.2010, 06:18 ----------------------------------- Woohoo! I was just coming to congrat the winner of the contest and i am shocked to see it was me! lol Thanks Geno, Staff, And All Of The Wonderful Members That have kept me coming back!