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rainbow1
07.12.2008, 19:44

OLD People
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OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! 
> 
> An 85-year-old man was requested by his doctor for a sperm count as part
of his 
> physical exam. 
> 
> The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring
back a 
> semen sample 
> tomorrow.' 
> 
> 
> The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and
gave him 
> the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day. 
> 
> 
> The doctor asked what happened and the man explained, 'Well, doc,
it's like this 
> - first I 
> tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but
still 
> nothing. 
> 
> 
> Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then with
her 
> left , still nothing. 
> 
> S he tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth
out, 
> still nothing. 
> 
> 
> We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with
both 
> hands, then an 
> armpit, and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still
nothing. 
> 
> 
> The doctor was shocked! 'You asked your neighbor?' 
> 
> 
The old man replied, 'Yep, none of us could get the jar open.

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char1984
07.12.2008, 19:48


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:lol:  :lol: That was great.Had to send that to everyone I know.Thanks for the laugh :lol:  :lol:

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PokerGuru
07.12.2008, 20:44


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ROFLMBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Rainbow, I don't know what has gotten into you, but I think I like it!!!!!

Guru

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Bower50
07.12.2008, 20:47


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Rainbow posts so many sincere and somber topics every day that when I saw this I had to look twice to make sure it was her.Very funny Rainbow.

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linnie16
08.12.2008, 00:20


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:bash:   :bash:  that was so funny Rainbow....... :bash:

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msfilly
08.12.2008, 04:43


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OMG TOO FUNNY THANKS FOR SHARING

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rainbow1
08.12.2008, 23:36


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got to have a little fun in life ya know :) can't be all serious & somber all the time :) i'm glad you all liked it, it sure made me LOL a lot :)

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msfilly
09.12.2008, 09:22


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You are so right rainbow thanks again

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BARB711
22.09.2009, 17:11


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OMG THAT WAS TOOOOOO CUTE! THANKS 4 THE SMILE

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Kidder79
25.11.2009, 12:04


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Great joke