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PokerGuru
21.06.2008, 02:42

POKER STARS SPECIAL - ALL USA OK
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JUNE, 2009

POKER STARS  SPECIAL!  ALL USA OK!

Dear Poker Crushers and Visitors!

PokerGuru here.  I just received a call from Daniel Negreanu, World Champion and a member of Team Poker Stars Pro, with news for my members:

A TOURNAMENT WITH NO CASH BUY-IN AND A GUARANTEED PRIZE POOL OF $1 MILLION TO BE DIVIDED AMONG WINNERS!
Places will fill up fast, so register for your seat today!

Buy-in is Frequent Players Points only!  If you don't have many FPPs, you can win your seat in the Turbo Takedown thru one of their regular satellites!

In their lobby, go to Tourney -> Satellite -> FPP tab
OR
Go to Sit'n'Go -> Satellite tab

GOOD THINKING to Poker Crushers and our visitors alike!

Your Guru 









 FAVORITE OF POKER CRUSHERS = COOL HAND POKER!  Why? .....
You will find no sharks to eat you up at Cool Hand!  No multiple tables allowed, which are the favorites of stalking sharks because to them time is money!  Play with fair and square players at COOL HAND!  ALL USA OK!





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You can find which poker sites accept small deposits on this page and the page before it! 

Thanks to the PCers who did the work to find out for us ALL! 

http://www.poker-crush.com/forum/may-30-search-contest-vp24054.html#24054 





JUNE, 2009


April showers bring May flowers, they say, but in all too many places this year, April showers have brought more showers all the way to June! 

Never fear, however.  Poker players are quite well known to have the know-how to weather storms and any other kind of weather.

Poker Crush's wish for you is that happiness and new fortunes come your way, rain or shine in the coming days ..... and we are here to help.  The universal law of averages says a percentage of us will find new wealth in the weeks and months ahead.  The popular game of poker will be the path for some to that new fortune and we hope you are among them!

If you have found your way here to our forum, you are on your way with chances better than average.  

Follow our guides, tips, and examples to find a new way to play.  Learn our ways of giving yourself an edge and turning the odds in your favor.  You are welcome here among our winners, who range from beginners to the poker-educated advanced.  

Poker education is the name of our game! 

If you are a visitor to our forum, WELCOME!  Please feel at home and be in no hurry to leave.  On our many pages, you will find not only a record of our activities, but also many excellent bonus offers from the best poker sites on the internet.  If you would like to become a member here, you will be eligible for all our exclusive bonuses, also.The cash you win is yours to do with as you please, no strings attached! 

You will quickly discover that this poker forum is very different from any other on the internet.  For many reasons, a few of which I will mention here, and let you discover the rest for yourself as you look thru our pages.

Our members are very active here at the forum, as well as out at the tables.  We have a variety of free contests every month with cash prizes for the winners.  The contests are mostly easy ones and not always about poker, as we are not always about poker ourselves.

In many ways, we are more like a private club than a public forum.  The members all become good friends and share facts and feelings about ourselves and about our triumphs and our sorrows.  Yet nobody ever asks personal questions.  Everything we disclose about ourselves to this, our home away from home and our second family, is done so voluntarily and is always received warmly and gladly by caring, nonjudgemental fellow members who accept one another unconditionally.

Our discussions are often philosophical.  They are about poker, but they are also about life in general.  We strive to help one another grow toward our maximum potential as poker players and as human beings.

I am your official host and forum administrator.  They call me PokerGuru and I am a poker pro and also your coach and your professor of Poker as a career.  You will become a true poker scholar and will, I hope, always have fun and enjoy your studies in a highly individualized 4-year course of study.  I should also add that you pay for nothing here.  Not for lessons and not for membership and not for anything else.  My reward comes from watching you grow and succeed and my lessons are given out of the sheer love of poker itself.  The comraderie and friendship we gain is a fringe benefit to all of us.

I could easily write an entire book about the ways we are different from any other site in the world, but I will allow you to dicover everything, all of the treasure you have just discovered, in your own way and in your own time.  You are a respected individual here, with nothing but the same in return expected.



SMALLER DEPOSITS ACCEPTED AT POKER SITES!

You can find which poker sites accept small deposits on this page and the page before it! 

Thanks to the PCers who did the work to find out for us ALL! 

http://www.poker-crush.com/forum/may-30-search-contest-vp24054.html#24054 




New members are warmly welcomed and soon become part of this special group of friends who share a secret.  Their secret has changed their lives forever.  It has also made them the happiest group of members you will ever find at any poker forum - perhaps at any forum period.

They will not keep the secret from you when you become a new member.  These people are far too courteous to do that and they possess far too much poker etiquette to keep their secret from those they welcome into the Crusher gang.

That is probably why this is the fastest growing poker forum on the Internet and has more than a thousand loyal members after barely more than three years of existence.

Since we do not advertise heavily, if you found us just today, then you will in future count this as your lucky day!  The fact that you will now need luck no longer is part of this membership's shared secret! 

ON THIS PORTAL PAGE, THE FARTHER YOU READ ON, THE MORE YOU WILL KNOW FOR SURE THAT YOUR LUCK IS GROWING!

You are very welcome, new friend.

Poker-Crush offers the very best poker sites on the internet for the PCers to play, learn, and earn at!

You will not find another poker forum anywhere with more to offer online gamblers than we do here at Poker-Crush!  We are proud of our good reputation and will go out of our way to protect and maintain it!

We welcome you and invite you to become a member with us.  Our existing members will give you support and treat you like family!  That is my personal guarantee to you, as this forum's Poker Guru.

In addition, I offer you, for free, my own poker lessons.  These lessons contain all the tricks and secrets I have learned over the course of my continuing career as a pro poker player. 

WELCOME TO POKER-CRUSH, the online gambler's forum with heart - and the best members you could ever hope to have for friends!

We even have our own Poker Team, which you are welcome to join.  We play in ameteur leagues that have many teams of players competing for real money!

We offer so much to our members that we are now THE 1000- plus-member Poker Forum on the Internet!

All this we have achieved in only 3 wonderful years!

Those who know us, when they hear our name, Poker-Crush, think of warm, friendly welcomes and a close family-like atmosphere.  Members work together for the good of all.  You will not find negative posts here!  All posting is done with an attitude of pleasant sharing among all members.  If you want to argue or complain, perhaps you would be happier at a social chat room.

Only the best poker rooms and other gambling sites will be found advertising with their banners here on Poker-Crush.

Come join us and find out how nice it is to have a second family and a second home on the internet!

Here you win!  Here you learn!  Here you have fun!  Here you make life-long friends!  Here you find the very best of what the worldwide internet has to offer!

We believe in friendliness, fairness, courteousness, and all things positive!  

Won't you join us, too?  You will be treated with great respect.  All your questions will be answered promptly.  And you, too, can wear with pride the logo shirts from our own store and be a happy Poker Crusher!

Guest, once again I tell you:  You are welcome here!

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mojojds
07.07.2008, 09:06

bday
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WOW...3 FANTASTIK YEARS  WITH THE BEST  INTERNET FORUM FAMILY THAT ANYONE WOULD EVER WANT TO BE A PART OF!!!

 :D 

THANK YOU ... ORANGE ,ROYAL, GURU  AND OF COURSE ....

 :D 

THANK YOU GENO !!! ...FOR MAKING IT ALL POSSIBLE!!!

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ratfang
10.07.2008, 08:18


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THIS PLACE ROCKS

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ratfang
20.07.2008, 03:08


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Love to you, GURU. This place is only place I allway's come back to. People here are real. GURU I would like help with how to post picture's of lil ratfang if you don't mind. Would love to show evy1 this lil beauty. Thank you

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PokerGuru
20.07.2008, 04:38


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You bet, Ratfang.  I am anxious to see them!

But I'll tell you a secret.  I am just now trying to learn how to do it myself!

But there are a few members who are very good about helping others learn how to do that.

Slotmom for one.

ojisplayin explains things very very clearly.

And I would look at the posts that seem to always have pictures and then PM whoever posted them and ask how they did it.

Char1984 just learned how and would be glad to help you, too!

Maybe some others will see this post and volunteer to post some instructions for all of us!

I know it is easiest if you download the free Photobucket and they also have instructions.

Hope this helps a little bit.

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ojisplayin
20.07.2008, 05:25


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Thank you my sweet GURU.....for giving me(perhaps Too Much)credit...VERY very clearly....LMBO @ that one!!!

I love & admire ya tons!! X-tra-specially for the way you shield us from losers + spammers..... xxxxxxxxx~Patti

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ratfang
20.07.2008, 09:18


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Just pm'ed a few hopefully I'll get it soon, Thank you! When I learn maybe I can help you,If you wish.

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ratfang
21.07.2008, 02:42

LIL RATFANG
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http://i355.photobucket.com/albums/r442/RATFANG/P1010884.jpg  

HERE SHE IS AT 2YR OLD TRYING TO FIND MORE RECENT,IF SHE TELL'S ME WHERE SHE HID MY CD'S LMFAO

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ratfang
21.07.2008, 02:43


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THANK YOU SOOO MUCH TO OJSPLYIN,SHOWED ME THE WAY TO POST PICTURE'S

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slotmom
21.07.2008, 11:07

picture
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http://i12.photobucket.com/albums/a203/bettyboop511/P10108844.jpg

Hi I just went to photo Bucket and resized this for you .

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PokerGuru
21.07.2008, 11:30


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Gotta love the way my PCers help one another!

RESULT:  A much better forum!  Where all members benefit!

Ratfang!  I haven't yet recovered from the shock of how beautiful that baby is!!!  Baby Lil Ratfang!

You are right about one thing:  She was 2 going on 20 == now she is 4 going on 40!

Gotta be one of a kind!

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sharon030161
29.07.2008, 01:57


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ok here goes...
1Dog 2 Slender 3 Painting 4 No 
5 I like playing pranks on them 6 Watch TV 7 'The Simpsons' are my favorite, and I'm a woman 8 Not really 9 To heck with them! I'll wear what I want 10 Verbally express the reason why 11 I plan first 
12 They're my life! 13 Blue 
14 It can be fun 15 Give it to the restaurant manager 16 Playful 
17 Home cooked meal 18 Hi guys, mornin 
19 march 1 1961 20 Sometimes

now that was fun and you can post my results right here guru.

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PokerGuru
30.07.2008, 07:09


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P.S.  Hey Sharon!

LOL!  You posted in the wrong thread!  Might want to change it and join the others!

LMBO!  I am not laughing AT you.  Ah, shucks!  YES I AM!  lol

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shawn16602
08.08.2008, 07:16


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:thanks:

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sharon030161
11.08.2008, 02:32


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lol...right!

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sharon030161
12.08.2008, 03:33


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for sure!

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mirrors34
13.08.2008, 04:52


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no probs...............being in a different timezone helps keep the dogs at bay....... :)

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sharon030161
15.08.2008, 01:53


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thats the truth!

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mamaw618
04.01.2009, 03:32


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ratfang, that is a real beauty!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  its so long since any of my kids & grandkids have been that small...but in 2 months i'm getting a brand new greatgrandaughter!!!!!!!!! can hardly wait.....marlene
