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PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 19:48
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Well, men and women, tonight's the night!

I'm not sure what would make each one of you happy, but I know EXACTLY what would make ME, your Coach and Guru VERY HAPPY!

This would make me happy:

1. If you are signed up to play, then you show up and you play to the best of your ability, STAYING FOCUSED ON THE GAME, not giving a thought to what ANYBODY thinks of how you are playing!

2. DO NOT BE AFRAID OF MAKING A MISTAKE!
I am a pro player and I cannot remember a single game I ever played in which I did not make at least one really stupid mistake, sometimes even knocking me out of the game!

3. Your ability to play WILL NOT BE JUDGED on our very first game by anyone who has any sense at all!

4. It is just a game, But it is a very SERIOUS game. Some fools will base their opinion of our respectability on FIRST MEETING. So do play with good thought processes, letting NOTHING distract you. Their opinion cannot hurt us. But it cannot help us either.

5. The most common mistake made by poker players is not folding enough hands! Fold unless your cards tell you that you have a good chance of winning.

6. Pee before you start the game, and ALSO, freshen yourself up to feel as good as you can WTHOUT any alcohol or drugs.

7. Let your own mind and memory be the ONLY thing that influences you.

8. I will be proud of you, no matter what the outcome, if you don't overdo the chatting (we can chat afterwards) and simply KEEP YOUR MIND ON THE GAME!

9. MOST IMPORTANT OF ALL: If you are NOT playing tonight, so what? I don't know of a single sport in which every member of the team plays every game!
If you are a PC member, THEN YOU ARE A MEMBER OF OUR POKER TEAM just as much as the ones playing tonight!......and YOUR conduct.....before, during, and after the game, will show just what kind of member you are!

We are......POKER CRUSHERS!
We are......POKER CRUSHERS!
We are......POKER CRUSHERS!

And your coach is ALREADY damn proud of you!

Your Coach and Guru

casino$teve - 16.01.2007, 21:38
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Thanks Guru, I am looking forward to it, and I'll do my best! Smile

PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 21:56
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I know you will, $teve. I'm just real sure you will!

Your coach and Guru

Bower50 - 16.01.2007, 21:59
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Everyone's game strategy is neither right or wrong just different.
What works for some doesn't for others.Play the game you've been successful with and hope the cards come your way.
Like Guru says,one game doesn't tell the whole story.
Good Luck everyone and have FUN!!

valeria - 16.01.2007, 22:08
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I will be rooting you all on from the sidelines!!!! I am soooooo excited for all of you able to play I really wish I could be there in person!

Put your Poker Faces on (especially mojo lol) and play your little hearts out knowing those of us not there in person are there in our hearts and support!!

GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO PC'ers!!!!!!!!

char1984 - 16.01.2007, 22:16
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I second that PCERS Very Happy

PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 22:18
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Our dear Valeria, I'm sure tonight's players appreciate you being "with" them. I sure appreciate those words!!!

Your Guru and coach

Bower50 - 16.01.2007, 22:25
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Thank You Val.Wish you could play.
I'm sure you'll be in the first one on
another site.I definitely appreciate your whole hearted support.
PokerBuddy Bower

beckie33 - 16.01.2007, 22:31
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I will follow all of your advise Guru...

Gl to all of my PC's mates!

PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 22:44
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I have all the faith in the world in you, Beckie! And remember......IF you happen to make a mistake, it's not the end of the world.....it will only make you better next time.

(But I don't expect anything but GOOD PLAYING from YOU!!!!)

Your coach and Guru

darrin6 - 16.01.2007, 23:12
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I'm happy to report that I had The 3D Poker corn-fused with another site, and my computer runs the software beautifully. I'm very sorry for all the PC'ers who can't play tonight for whatever reason. Good luck everyone and a BIG thank you Mr. Guru and Poker Crush for writing a new chapter in the 'Crusher Experience'!!

cindy7186 - 16.01.2007, 23:35
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i will definately try my best to do good tonite!!!GOOD LUCK EVERYONE!!

PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 23:47
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Cindy, not a doubt in my mind about you, dear!

Your coach and Guru

PokerGuru - 16.01.2007, 23:56
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darrin6 wrote: › I'm happy to report that I had The 3D Poker corn-fused with another site, and my computer runs the software beautifully. I'm very sorry for all the PC'ers who can't play tonight for whatever reason. Good luck everyone and a BIG thank you Mr. Guru and Poker Crush for writing a new chapter in the 'Crusher Experience'!!

Most definitely OUR PLEASURE, Darrin6!

We (including Orange Crush) wanted you to play tonight!

Let's make Miss Orange Crush a happy lady.......
She has worked very hard to get all the loose ends tied up for us!

Your coach and Guru

beckie33 - 17.01.2007, 02:58
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Thank you Guru Smile

So far so good!!

PokerGuru - 17.01.2007, 04:15
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Beckie, my Sweetheart #1 OF-THE-DAY!!!!!!

So far, so good??????????

I should think so!

The tournament is now over and THE big WINNER was, in FIRST (1st) PLACE:

......None other but our own Beckie33!!!!!!......
playing as Beckie 36.

And indeed, the game could have added 3 years worth of gray to her hair!

Competition was VERY stiff, BUT......................
..............
It is now 11:12 PM Florida time and I just talked to Miss Orange Crush.

She is going to post all about it in a minute or two!!

I am so proud OF YOU ALL!!!!!!!

Your VERY happy coach and Guru

We are.......POKER CRUSHERS!
We are.......POKER CRUSHERS!
We are.......POKER CRUSHERS!