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rainbow1 - 04.11.2006, 18:52
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FINE
This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

FIVE MINUTES
If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

NOTHING
This is the calm before the storm. This means "something," and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with 'Nothing' usually end in "Fine"

GO AHEAD
This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

LOUD SIGH
This is not actually a word, but is a nonverbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing"

THAT'S OKAY
This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

THANKS
A woman is thanking you. Do not question it or faint. Just say you're welcome.

Send this to the men you know to warn them about future arguments they can avoid if they remember the terminology!

And send it to your women friends to give them a good laugh! Oh, and before we forget
"Whatever"
...it's a woman's way of saying *!#@ YOU!

ALW01 - 29.04.2007, 01:50
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I liked this post Rainbow1,

It made me chuckle, particularly the ''' Nothing mean's Something line.
A perfect description of female attitude

Very Humourus,

Alan

PokerGuru - 29.04.2007, 07:50
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There's no hope for us, ALW.

No matter how, they win every single time.

And.....we love them and love them and love them. Bet they don't think we are wrong about THAT! LOL

Your Guru

ALW01 - 29.04.2007, 09:11
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I think women have two main rule's they strictly adhere to at all time's....

( Rule Number 1 )

NO MATTER WHAT, A WOMAN IS ALWAYS RIGHT.

( Rule Number 2 )

IF SHE IS EVER WRONG, RULE NUMBER 1 APPLIES

spookth - 29.04.2007, 13:46
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The one that gives me the complete "Willies" is when she looks at me and says,"Hun, I was just thinking about the color of the living room"! As all men know, this is her way of saying we are going to completely renovate the entire house and throw every possesion we have in the garbage and buy everything new!!!!!

ALW01 - 29.04.2007, 13:49
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LOL,

And that's after she's asked your opinion on the colour of the decor,
You say " I think Blue would be nice. "
Then paints it beige !

ALW01 - 29.04.2007, 17:08
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Women say some of strangest thing's like.....

It's to cold to snow

Just popping over the road for half an hour, I'll be back in a minute

rainbow1 - 29.04.2007, 17:16
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lmaooooooooooooooooo you guyz are so funny Smile

read rule 1 again lol

ALW01 - 29.04.2007, 17:56
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My partner and I were sat at the kitchen table, she looked at me and said,

"" I'M HOMESICK ! ""

Puzzled, I replied,

"" BUT THIS IS YOUR HOME, ""

"" YES, I KNOW "" She said,

"" AND I'M DAMN WELL SICK OF IT !! ""

rainbow1 - 29.04.2007, 19:34
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

PUZTIME - 30.01.2009, 16:24
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Hello Rainbow

LOL LOL .... Have You Been Following Me Around and Taking Notes LOL

valeria - 30.01.2009, 16:46
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Those were very funny ALWO1 lol!

rainbow1 - 31.01.2009, 23:34
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no time to follow anyone around but glad you all liked em Smile

mamaw618 - 03.02.2009, 08:45
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i just love 'go ahead'...takes me back in time & makes me laugh...all of it is great & funny....[[[[[hugs]]]]]] marlene

BARB711 - 31.08.2009, 13:56
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lmao..except the five mins..my old man is the one who takes 4ever to get ready..lol

cocakolakid - 01.09.2009, 10:20
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there is one word that should be included in that list...and when combined with a women's cut eye and dirty look - it's gotta be #1

WHAT?!?!

Is a women's multifunction word in which her delivery, demeanor and body language will define the meaning. ie a shy "what?" - is a women playing innocent and then the cut eye and dirty look "what!" -is a women telling a person to get out of her face

rainbow1 - 01.09.2009, 13:07
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LOOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLLOLOL
I LOVE IT !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BARB711 - 06.09.2009, 13:08
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LMAO..

msfilly - 07.09.2009, 08:44
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Thanks BARB711, for digging up this from the past I enjoyed it