The Archive - JAN 2010 CONTEST #3*CLOSED* WINNER ANNOUNCED crzynana2001 - 24.01.2010, 10:30 Post subject: JAN 2010 CONTEST #3*CLOSED* WINNER ANNOUNCED<center>Our third contest for January will be one to have fun with, Poker Crushers.</center>
<center> These will be 'famous last words' ... real or make believe ....
use either actual quotes (or imagined) from poker players or other celebrities
OR
make up a quote for someone that you know ... LOL!!!</center>
I will start....
Allight's last words .... " Never trust your dollies"
<center>RULES</center>
1. All members making a post will be placed into a random drawing, where we will be giving away 1 x $30 prize.
2. The winner(s) must have at least 3,000 pc points in order to claim a cash prize. If the selected winner(s) has less then 3,000 pc points then they will receive 3,000 pc points in lieu of the $30 prize.
3. You will need to advise us which payment method you would like us to use to pay you. To do this, please go to the section above and click on "My Payment Method" and follow the instructions. You only need to do this once (unless you later wish or need to change your payment method option). If you have any questions, please send OrangeCrush or Crushadmin a private message.
4. This contest will end on February 3rd, 2010 and we will give away 1 x $30 prize.
<center>Good Luck Poker Crushers!!!
Happy Gaming Always!
Your Poker-Crush Staff </center>broxi - 24.01.2010, 10:38 Post subject:
captain of the titanic...do not panic this ship is UNSINKABLE
broxi - 24.01.2010, 11:29 Post subject:
JOHN F KENNEDY on arriving in dallas(If someone is going to kill me, they will kill me)...well he got that right
anneandalan - 24.01.2010, 15:22 Post subject:
"one little drink isn't going to kill you" that would Alan's famous last words.
broxi - 24.01.2010, 15:24 Post subject:
my dentists famous words..dont worry this wont hurt(maybe not him but was feckin painful for me lol)
slotmom - 24.01.2010, 15:27 Post subject:
I always like this one "chit happens" by my husband
Sisters - 24.01.2010, 16:20 Post subject:
Hi,
Becarful what you wish for..
sisters BARB711 - 24.01.2010, 17:05 Post subject:
one little toke wont hurt you..cheech and chong..lol..look at em now!
DolphsLdy - 24.01.2010, 20:18 Post subject:
My husbands way of teaching kids manners:
I beg your ______ I never promised you a rose garden
The kids now know pardon is a word not 'what'
I must say after years of hearing it though I no longer like the song
lol
ratfang - 24.01.2010, 23:03 Post subject:
My crazy mans saying is "Whatever" lol
Mine is" You On live Once Go For It"
msfilly - 25.01.2010, 00:11 Post subject:
Famous last words "Never say never!
valeria - 25.01.2010, 02:47 Post subject:
Early to bed
Early to rise
Makes a man healthy, wealthy, and wise.
The early bird gets the worm.
One I never understood was Never kick a gift horse in the mouth.
A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush.
Don't cross your eyes (or make a bad face) or they will freeze that way.
and as already stated by ms. filly one of my favorites - Never say never.
valeria - 25.01.2010, 02:50 Post subject:
Opps one I meant to put in previous message - one quote I used to use in my signatures:
A good friend is like diamonds
precious and rare
False ones like autumn leaves
found everywhere.
shirlsplay - 25.01.2010, 09:15 Post subject:
The apple don't fall far from the tree.
msfilly - 26.01.2010, 00:24 Post subject:
Sir, I really like poker. Every hand has its different problems.
said by Henry Fonda, while playing Wyatt Earp in My Darling Clementine
emeraldharley - 26.01.2010, 22:34 Post subject:
My Favorite Quote is: "Don't Worry....It will only *SEEM* Kinky the First Time!
allight - 27.01.2010, 01:39 Post subject:
"I thought I was wrong once, but I was mistaken!"
"There's no ego in my family....I have it all!"
and I always trust my dollies, cause they don't talk back!
sharon030161 - 27.01.2010, 01:52 Post subject:
i started out with nothing and still have most of it left.
IRIEDREAMING - 27.01.2010, 13:41 Post subject: contest#3
if that's how you get your jollies
crzynana2001 - 27.01.2010, 14:25 Post subject: These are all great, but I would still love to see some personalized! Quotes and sayings used by actual people and who they are!
Keep up the good work, some of these have had me laughing so hard, tears have come to my eyes.
nana valeria - 27.01.2010, 16:30 Post subject:
Conceit is a fault and I don't have any faults.
I don't know who said most of these I will find some. These have just stuck in my head over the years lol
msfilly - 27.01.2010, 18:05 Post subject:
I want to be Barbie that Bitch has everything!
r8er4ever - 28.01.2010, 00:32 Post subject:
am always right !
broxi - 28.01.2010, 00:57 Post subject:
100% of the shots you don't take don't go in.
Wayne Gretzky
broxi - 28.01.2010, 00:57 Post subject:
An eye for eye only ends up making the whole world blind.
M.K. Gandhi
broxi - 28.01.2010, 00:58 Post subject:
Whatever the mind can conceive and believe, the mind can achieve.
Dr. Napoleon Hill
broxi - 28.01.2010, 00:58 Post subject:
Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart
broxi - 28.01.2010, 01:02 Post subject:
I'm so bored with it all."
Winston Churchill
broxi - 28.01.2010, 01:05 Post subject:
some death bed quotes now Why are you weeping? Did you imagine that I was immortal?"
Louis XIV (1638-1715), Well known French king, as his servants cried for him.
"Here am I, dying of a hundred good symptoms."
Alexander Pope (1688-1744), British poet
"Why, I did not know we had quarreled."
Henry David Thoreau, when asked by his aunt if he had made his peace with God.
We are all full of weakness and errors; let us mutually pardon each other our follies it is the first law of nature.
Voltaire
"Turn up the lights, I don't want to go home in the dark."
O. Henry (William Sidney Porter 1862-1910), US story writer
"On the contrary!"
Henrik Ibsen (1828-1906), Norwegian dramatist on a suggestion he was better,
"Even in the valley of the shadow of death, two and two do not make six."
Leo Tolstoy (1828-1910), Russian author, comment on the the Russian Orthodox Church as he lay dying
broxi - 28.01.2010, 01:06 Post subject:
lol is that better mow nana that their are names to go with quotes
sharon030161 - 28.01.2010, 14:46 Post subject:
jeeze broxi...LOL!
broxi - 28.01.2010, 15:23 Post subject:
lol was that a quote shaz or just your opinion
broxi - 28.01.2010, 15:31 Post subject:
another quote this is from sharon030161...jeeze broxi(as she uses that regularly lol)
DolphsLdy - 28.01.2010, 16:43 Post subject:
Here is my very own quote that I came up with a few years ago:
One alone can not achieve much, but together we are a force to be reckoned with!
crzynana2001 - 28.01.2010, 23:12 Post subject:
broxi wrote: › lol is that better mow nana that their are names to go with quotes
much better broxi, that is what I had in mind all along!!!!!
THANK YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
anneandalan - 29.01.2010, 02:23 Post subject:
you can't teach a pig to sing...its an exercise in frustration and it annoys the pig
valeria - 29.01.2010, 06:08 Post subject:
One of my favorite sayings is in place of what? I say Vat? I guess I am a Marlene Deitritch wanna be.. LOL
DixiesMom - 29.01.2010, 14:13 Post subject:
Winston Churchill..."I'm bored with it all."
BARB711 - 29.01.2010, 15:00 Post subject:
oh i got one more..my old man hates it...lol..."and your point is?" lmao..such a smart a** i can be..
msfilly - 29.01.2010, 19:32 Post subject:
Poker is generally reckoned to be America's second most popular after-dark activity. Sex is good, they say, but poker lasts longer.
-- Alfred Alvarez (2001)
msfilly - 29.01.2010, 19:34 Post subject:
Hold'em is to to stud and draw what chess is to checkers.
-- Johnny Moss, 3x World Champion
valeria - 30.01.2010, 11:58 Post subject:
I love thast one too Barb lol
BARB711 - 30.01.2010, 14:13 Post subject:
LOL,,TY
msfilly - 30.01.2010, 19:35 Post subject:
One day a chump, the next day a champion. What a difference a day makes in tournament poker.
Mike Sexton
dmoney644 - 31.01.2010, 06:26 Post subject:
"Time Flies When you're having fun"
my added twist to this one is:
"Time Flies Whether you are having fun or NOT!"
Also, the most use phrase of the decade:
"It is what it is"
gjr1961 - 31.01.2010, 22:40 Post subject:
"Read my lips, no more taxes!"
-George H. W. Bush
Speaking of Bush, I saw this joke that I thought was kind of funny................
Bill Clinton, Al Gore, and George W. Bush were set to face a firing squad in a small Central American country. Bill Clinton was the first one placed against the wall and just before the order was given he yelled out, "Earthquake!" The firing squad fell into a panic and Bill jumped over the wall and escaped in the confusion.
Al Gore was the second one placed against the wall. The squad was reassembled and Al pondered what he had just witnessed. Again before the order was given Al yelled out, "Tornado!" Again the squad fell apart and Al slipped over the wall.
The last person, George W. Bush, was placed against the wall. He was thinking, "I see the pattern here, just scream out something about a disaster and hop over the wall." He confidently refused the blindfold as the firing squad was reassembled. As the rifles were raised in his direction he grinned from ear to ear and yelled, "Fire!"
msfilly - 01.02.2010, 02:30 Post subject:
"Poker is alot like sex, everone thinks they are the best, but most don't have a clue what they are doing!"
Dutch Boy'd
anneandalan - 01.02.2010, 05:11 Post subject:
golf and sex are the two things in life that you don't have to be good at to enjoy
msfilly - 01.02.2010, 06:49 Post subject:
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen
msfilly - 01.02.2010, 06:49 Post subject:
I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind.
Steve Allen
msfilly - 02.02.2010, 19:56 Post subject:
People would be surprised to know how much I learned about prayer from playing poker"
Mary Austin, 20th century American author
shortstuff - 04.02.2010, 04:40 Post subject:
Yes I pray for the best shortstuff - 04.02.2010, 04:41 Post subject:
Becuse the Bible states seek ye the kingdom of God and all shall be added unto you.
crzynana2001 - 04.02.2010, 04:48 Post subject: <center>CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!
IS IN ORDER
TO THE WINNER OF THIS CONTEST!!!!
I SHOOK AND I ROLLED AND I SHOOK SOME MORE
AND THE NAME THAT POPPED UP WAS......
dmoney644
CONGRATULATIONS AGAIN!!!! MAY YOUR WINNINGS GROW!!!!
HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!!!
YOUR POKER-CRUSH STAFF</center> allight - 04.02.2010, 06:24 Post subject:
wtg dmoney
BARB711 - 04.02.2010, 13:08 Post subject:
w2g!
msfilly - 04.02.2010, 13:24 Post subject:
WTG dmoney644 congrats on the win
ojisplayin - 04.02.2010, 16:47 Post subject: WootWoot!! WTG Derrick!! Sisters - 06.02.2010, 03:06 Post subject:
Hi,
Congrats dmoney
sisters dmoney644 - 10.02.2010, 06:18 Post subject:
Woohoo! I was just coming to congrat the winner of the contest and i am shocked to see it was me! lol
Thanks Geno, Staff, And All Of The Wonderful Members That have kept me coming back!