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PokerGuru - 05.05.2006, 08:37
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Well, Crush'em Scholars, I think we have had the longest spring break in history. I thought about sending notice of it to the Guiness Book Of World Records, but I will save contacting them until your spectacular wins show how much learning the right way has payed off for you!

Those of you who have stuck with me until now, or even you who have just read all my feature articles and put some time into thinking about what I have said, have now completed Session One and we are ready for Session Two now.

You are at the very least familiar with poker playing. Now is the time to start learning when to hold'em and when to fold'em, which is the topic of Session Two. As you can imagine, it will consist of more parts than your introduction in Session One.

In keeping with my policy of openness and total honesty with you, I will tell you that I am having eye surgery today. I want X-ray vision to see those cards across the table from me. Kidding about the reason, of course. LOL

If all goes well, I should be back in just one day, even if it is with a pirate patch on one eye.

Then we will be ready to get started again!

If I am a little late in answering your posts yesterday, today, and tomorrow, you now know the honest reason why. But I WILL get caught up!

I hope you are as anxious as I am to start sharing my winning tricks and secrets about how I play my cards.

All will be well. Keep the faith!

As always,

Your PokerGuru

Scoo - 15.06.2008, 13:31
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thank you

char1984 - 15.06.2008, 22:14
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Well I missed this post due to health issues and I really hope all went well poker Guru with your eye surgery and the xray eyes help see through the cards and yes just the cards and not the shirts LMAO Laughing

PokerGuru - 18.06.2008, 10:57
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Miss Char!!!

Wasn't that remark just a tiny bit off-color?

And here I've been thinking of you as my little girl of the group!

Just joking with you, darlin'. Please think nothing of it.

And yes, the surgery was easy, quick and successful......but darn! I still have only 20-20 vision!!!

Your Guru

Scoo - 25.06.2008, 15:05
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Dear Poker Guru,

I think it's a good job that you've only got 20-20 vision, that's if you want to keep concentrating on the cards, and keep winning.

Scoo.x.

PokerGuru - 25.06.2008, 18:31
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You are, of course, right, Scoo.

And I am very grateful for my 20-20 vision!

Thank you for responding.

Your Guru

ojisplayin - 26.06.2008, 23:50
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**Oops** Jis found this post also Embarassed

& hope all went well ~Guru~
I am looking forward to a few lessons from ya before I'm lickety-split-smack-dab-in-da-middle-of-errrrrrrrrrr??? CHIT!!
See I was "raised" in a "full house" but a "full boat" assures me I'm sinking..1-eyed-jacks couldn't find their wallet when it was time to "settle" tabs!! Orr was that 1-eyed-JERKS???? LMAO

PokerGuru - 27.06.2008, 02:52
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ROFLMBOOOOOOOOoooooooo!

char1984 - 27.06.2008, 05:45
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OJ I just love your post as you always put so much humor I make sure I open them lol Laughing

broxi - 27.06.2008, 08:21
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lol nice post oj...as char says your posts certainly aint dull lol

char1984 - 27.06.2008, 08:30
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Oh I guarentee you Broxi also have some very humorous post and Im still waiting to see who answers you first at cc on your vip question lol.(sorry I couldnt help that one)

ojisplayin - 28.06.2008, 19:13
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"Crushers" I'm pickin' up what you're putting down.... Embarassed

Thanks ya'll...makin' me blush!!!! Embarassed

lol

Smart-ass by nature....Dumb-ass by blood...and aiming to graduate w/ honors to..........

~~All-Ass by 40~~

broxi - 28.06.2008, 21:19
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lmaoooo i thought you had graduated ages ago

PokerGuru - 30.06.2008, 12:55
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Broxi, my man,

I think she is referring to graduating from our long course of poker lessons here, which is the equivalent.....counting from the beginning to where we are headed.....the equivalent of an A.A. college degree (Associate of Arts).

We laugh and joke around a lot, but I take teaching my PC scholars very, very seriously. And the ones who are doing so well at the tables now (all these wonderful winning posts) had to have taken their study very seriously too.

I can hardly wait for this latest group of members from CC to become as absorbed in it as the advanced members who have been with me from the beginning are!

It just happens naturally, without you even being aware of it......until one day you suddenly realize you are a REAL poker player!

Your Guru

broxi - 30.06.2008, 15:52
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lol guru i kinda guessed that was what she meant...and i agree you do a great job in teaching the rules and providing tips for pokers which i am sure every one is grateful for...thanks

PokerGuru - 30.06.2008, 18:42
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No need to thank me, Broxi!

Just have fun being one of us!

Your Guru