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ALW01 - 02.05.2007, 02:40
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Hi everyone,

I've just wrote this poem that I'd like to show you if I may.

THE GAMBLING MAN

HE'S A BOOKIE'S MONKEY,
A BLACKJACK JOE,
A CASINO JUNKIE,
A SLOT MACHINE MOE.
***
HE'S A ROULETTE ROGER,
A DOUBLE DOWN DAVE,
A BETTING SHOP LODGER,
A GAMBLING SLAVE.
***
HE'S A BACARAT BILLY,
A POKERSHARP PETE,
A WILEY OLD WILLY,
A CHARLIE CHEAT.
***
HE'S A HIGH STAKE'S HARRY,
A DOG TRACK DAN,
A LOTTO LARRY,
HE'S THE GAMBLING MAN

***
Kindest Regards

Alan

royalblush - 02.05.2007, 04:26
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I'm impressed, ALW!

That is very, very good!

Now.......I play guitar and keyboard, soooooo -- The tune? You could have a hit on your hands!

It really gets me how everybody underestimates their talents, while many less talented gain famee and fortune!

royalblush

ALW01 - 02.05.2007, 04:38
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You know what dear friend, I think you could be right !!!

Here we go 2-3-4

Thank You royalblush,

I'm a great bathroom singer.

I'd better think of a stage name, you know, just in case.

Now, let me think.......

My first pet = Bob,

The Street I was born in = St. Radford Street.

BOB ST. RADFORD

Perfect.

ALW01 - 07.05.2007, 12:43
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Using the name of the first pet you ever owned for your first name,
And the name of the street you were born in for your surname.
If my son Alan becomes a pop idle and changes his name in this way,
He would be called " Chubby-Cheek's Appleblossom"

Alan

annacris - 02.06.2007, 13:57
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Very nice AL Smile

ALW01 - 02.06.2007, 18:12
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Thanks annacris, and may I say nice to see so many post's.
I'm following you,
four more to go,
lol

Alan

wyciswyg - 11.06.2007, 01:57
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cool poem ALW01

ALW01 - 11.06.2007, 12:47
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Thank you wyciswyg,

so good of you to say

Alan

char1984 - 11.06.2007, 20:51
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I must have somehow missed that post ALW, and I really like your poem...GREAT JOB Very Happy

PokerGuru - 11.06.2007, 22:51
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ALW, my friend,

I just re-read your "Gambling Man" and am even more impressed this time!

I think I really will set it to music and maybe you and I will become the next most famous pop stars in music! ROFLMAO!!

I will have to let my hair grow out quite a bit! How about you?

And do we dare wear makeup of some kind?

GIRLS: GIVE US SOME ADVICE, please! PRETTY PLEASE?

Your Guru

char1984 - 11.06.2007, 23:13
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The long hair will be ok but makeup? yuk unless you really need it Laughing

ALW01 - 11.06.2007, 23:32
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The Glam Rock Poker Crush Band. Here we go, 2,3,4.

Max Factor deep red No 16 is so pretty,
err, so I'm told

Thank you for reading my poem, it's really nice to get some positive feedback from it.
I sent a poem to poetry.com in late February. Just before I went walkabout.
Two days ago I received a letter telling me they are going to publish it, on a page of it's own.
It has made the last 4 in their monthly $1,000 contest.
The odd thing about it is, I wrote it 24 years ago. lol
I'll post it along with the certificate I received as soon as I can buy a scanner.
Thanks everyone

Alan

PokerGuru - 11.06.2007, 23:34
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OH MY GOODNESS! I certainly did NOT mean that I NEED makeup!!!!!

I was just thinking of stars like KISS. YOU KNOW?

Your shocked, good-looking (I am told) Guru

ALW01 - 11.06.2007, 23:43
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You're among friend's now Poker Guru.
It's okay to be different.
LOL

Poker Guru has a secret,
He's a transvestite,
He's a man by day,
And he's a woman by night.

char1984 - 11.06.2007, 23:49
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oh my , I hope your wrong,that poker guru dosent really wear a thong. lol Laughing

ALW01 - 11.06.2007, 23:52
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RRRROOOOOOOOOFFFFLLLLL

char, not only funny,

ABSOLUTELY HILARIOUS

PokerGuru - 12.06.2007, 00:07
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Hurrrrumph!

Well, I'm glad YOU think it's funny!

I'll get you for that! ROFLMBO!

Your Guru, man both day and night!