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ALW - 06.03.2007, 02:05
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My Friend's & Fellow Poker Crusher's,

I've something very important to say to you all if I may. This is one of the most difficult thing's I've ever had to do in all my life, so please bare with me if you can.
Expert's unanimously agree, in order to free yourself from addiction, first you must admit that the addiction actually exist's, so here goes. Deep breath in, deep breath out.
"Fellow Poker Crusher's, my name is Alan, and I..... I..... I'm a fr........ I'm a fr..... I am a freeroll junkie ! "
"Oh my God I've said it !, I've actually said it,"
"I am a freeroll junkie !, Oh my God I've said it again ! "
"Junkie,junkie,junkie,junkie,junkieeeeeeeee."
"This is to much, am I dreaming, somebody pinch me please."
"I feel like The World has been lifted from my shoulder's."
"No more hiding freeroll timetable's inside the cornflake's box."
"No more pretending I've got a weak bladder so I can nip upstairs for a quick fix on Pitbull Poker."
"No more sneaking out of the back door at partie's just to get home in time for the 10.30pm $1,000 nightly on Poker Room.
"I'm free!, free as the wind, free as a bird, but most of all, I'm freeeerollllin ! "

valeria - 06.03.2007, 05:26
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ALW you are so funny!
Join the freerollers addiction club!!

ALW - 06.03.2007, 05:42
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Thank You Valeria,

I think that's a smashing idea, what is the address ? lol

beckie33 - 06.03.2007, 11:44
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Your not alone Cool

ALW - 06.03.2007, 12:23
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High Beckie33,

Do you think there could be more of us ?

Come on all you closet addict's, now is your chance to free yourself

PokerGuru - 06.03.2007, 14:17
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ROFLMFBO at you crazy members!!!

What a delight you are!

Your Guru

ALW - 06.03.2007, 19:45
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I Love It Here

char1984 - 06.03.2007, 20:55
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Really glad to hear that ALW,and hope you stay around for along time.I really enjoy your post Very Happy

beckie33 - 06.03.2007, 22:00
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ALW I KNOW there are Smile

ALW - 06.03.2007, 23:29
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Thank You char1984. It's very kind of you to say such nice word's, and one of the reason's why, I also look forward to reading your post's.

Alan

ALW - 06.03.2007, 23:43
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Hi Beckie 33
I reckon that if we asked 50 member's if they were also closet freeroll junkie's, half of them would admit that they are, and the other half would be lying ( Only Jokin )

Alan

beckie33 - 07.03.2007, 10:22
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mojojds - 07.03.2007, 13:38
Post subject: junkie

IM FREEROLLING ALL THE TIME.. 24/7

SHEESH....EVEN WHEN IM SLEEPING...I JUST KNOW IM AT A TABLE!!

YEP.....YEP.....YEP.....YEP.....

IM A FREEROLL JUNKIE....I WILL ADMIT

BUT WHAT IT ALL COMES DOWN TO IS......

IM ADDICTED TO POKER

(BUT YOU DIDNT HEAR IT FROM ME .....LOL)

ALW - 07.03.2007, 15:35
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Hi mojojds,

You are so brave for standing up alone, and admitting to the whole world that you have a naughty little secret.
You deserve at least three cheer's.

Three cheer's for mojojds
Pip,pip....Hoorah !
Pip,pip....Hoorah !
Pip,pip....Hoorah !

Be strong

Alan

royalblush - 08.03.2007, 04:02
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yep yep yep

uh huh

royalblush

sunspun - 09.03.2007, 09:21
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ALW wrote: ›
Expert's unanimously agree, in order to free yourself from addiction, first you must admit that the addiction actually exist's...

"I'm free!, free as the wind, free as a bird, but most of all, I'm freeeerollllin ! "

OK, so the way it works is if you're addicted and that's a problem, all you have to do is admit that you are addicted, and you will be free from your addiction -- it's no longer any problem -- you're free... free to freeroll all you want --- no problem!

Hm, I think you have the right idea, ALW... you should suggest this to the people at the 12 Steps places, see if they can implement this into their program!

good job!

sunspun

Anonymous - 09.03.2007, 15:37
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What is 12 step's ?