Poker Crush - Jokes and Quotes - A good Laugh...:) Anonymous - 21.11.2005, 04:33 Post subject: A good Laugh...:)A not so bright fellow was playing 5-10 holdem and was stuck about 200 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun.
The little green leprechaun said "Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars." The player replied, "Let me get even first." royalblush - 18.12.2005, 08:37 Post subject:
Dr. Crush ~
When did you start talking to little green leprechauns? LMAO
P.S. I couldn't resist. You know you are my best poker bud.
royalblush
royalblush - 18.12.2005, 08:47 Post subject:
Okay, Dr. Crush ~ I made fun of yours.....so now I will tell one and give you a chance to make fun of mine.........
A set of jumper cables walked up to a nearly full poker table and took a seat, looking at the dealer questioningly. "Oh alright," the dealer said. "You can sit in, but don't start anything!"
hahahohohohehahaha
royalblush
win4maw - 29.12.2005, 06:26 Post subject:
ROFLLMAO
Royal you are too much
win4maw
royalblush - 01.01.2006, 04:25 Post subject: That's a funny maw!
Well now, Maw, if that is true, I would say it comes from hanging out online with you! tee hee hee tee hee
royalblush
win4maw - 03.01.2006, 20:40 Post subject:
I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with /joking LOL
win4maw
royalblush - 05.01.2006, 04:40 Post subject:
win4maw wrote: › I guess I could say I don't know anyone better to hang with /joking LOL
win4maw
Well, Maw, I will take that as a compliment. Thank you!
And right back atcha with those words you wrote.
royalblush
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sunspun - 18.03.2006, 17:36 Post subject:
Hahaha very funny DrCrush and royalblush!
Hey! Did u ever notice y'all rhyme?
Bet you'd have made a great vaudeville act together!
OK, here's something heard at an online poker game that I thought was funny (even funnier 'cuz I was the one who said it!).
Some guy getting a bad attitude and telling me I suck and can't play worth anything (this after I beat his hand, of course!) and calling me names, etc etc...
I never know what to say to these types.
So to the table in general, I just said, "too bad smilies don't have fingers".
To my relief, they got it and laughed, and he was a fool and I was cool.
Works for me! lol.
OK have fun all and good luck!
sunspun
truushot - 29.03.2006, 22:02 Post subject:
That probably is a true story. Very funny.
sunspun - 03.04.2006, 05:45 Post subject:
All true truushot! (I was there!)
sunspun
PokerGuru - 03.04.2006, 11:32 Post subject:
POKER CRUSHERS ONE AND ALL,
THIS ENTIRE STRING OF POSTS HAS KEPT ME LAUGHING UNTIL I AM NOW OUT OF EVERYTHING BUT TOILET PAPER WITH WHICH TO DRY MY EYES! TRUE, I SWEAR!
