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ALW - 10.02.2007, 19:42
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Q:Why Do Men Give Name's To Their Penises ?

A: Because They Don't Want A Total Stranger Making 90% Of Their Decision's !

beckie33 - 10.02.2007, 19:53
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( I would say 99 % hee hee) Laughing

ALW - 10.02.2007, 20:31
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I think your estimate is much closer Beckie33

char1984 - 11.02.2007, 01:40
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I would say 99.9 percent lol. Very Happy

rainbow1 - 11.02.2007, 01:50
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LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bower50 - 11.02.2007, 01:57
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You saying I have to make a decision sometime?Dammit!!!LMAOOOO

char1984 - 11.02.2007, 02:36
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LOL Bower

valeria - 11.02.2007, 03:15
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Well ... um.... ..ummm I usually name them ROFL

ALW - 11.02.2007, 05:16
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PENIS NAME'S

Roger the Todger

Justin ( Just-in )

Chip Alata

Jake the Snake

valeria - 11.02.2007, 05:26
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Well the last one I named was just plain old George ROFL

ALW - 11.02.2007, 06:06
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ROFL..........What a fine name for a penis.

rainbow1 - 11.02.2007, 20:02
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you guys are so silly Smile

royalblush - 12.02.2007, 02:20
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Whoa!!!! What on earth has happened to Rainbow's moments? Surely you guys could find a different thread for your admittedly hilarious posts!

But since you started here.............

I named the last one I named, " The Little Engine that Thought it Could"!!! roflmao!

royalblush

char1984 - 12.02.2007, 02:46
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COULD IT???????????? LMAO Very Happy

cindy7186 - 12.02.2007, 03:28
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lol you guys are sooo funny!!! i never have named a penis lol.

valeria - 12.02.2007, 03:39
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George certainly could! ROFL

ALW - 12.02.2007, 07:15
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This all reminds me of a comedy sketch I watched ages ago.
There is a man and a woman lying in the missionary position, beneath the cover's
The man says, " Has Rupert arrived in Piccadilly Station yet dear? "
And the woman says, " No, He's in Paddington, ouch! "

ALW - 12.02.2007, 18:17
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All this banter from one Little Willy joke.

To allow yourself to look for, and find humour in everyday thing's, especially subject's of taboo
Then to play along and add your own funny little quip's and remark's
Shows me what a friendly and easy going group of down-to-earth human being's you all are.
I've found this thread very, very amusing.
Thank you

valeria - 12.02.2007, 21:20
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Maybe we should get penis collars with name tags on them!!!!!! How cute! Kind of like wearing a neck tie! ROOOOOOOOFFFFFLLLLLLLAAAAA

ALW - 12.02.2007, 21:42
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LMAO....
Some could be ' Studded ' like a dog collar.
And have name's like ' Growler, Champ & Butch ' sewn into them.
Or for the pacifist, a nice Red Bow-Tie made from silk with name's like Rupert, Algenon & Tarquin embroidered on them

char1984 - 13.02.2007, 21:43
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Oh my , the visiuals lolol. I noticed Poker Guru and even Orange are staying away from this one lmao or they are fetting out their boots lol Very Happy

ALW - 13.02.2007, 22:35
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LOL.. It's been v.funny, a few people have added humorous remark's that have been far more amusing than the ' Little Willy Joke ' that started it.
I wouldn't dream of going over the top, my conscience wouldn't allow it.
Although I was thinking of starting up a poll.
1 ) Ladie's, Have you ever given your partner's Didgery-Do a pet name ? ( Yes or No )
2 ) If so, please list the name(s) you have used.
What d'ya think ?
Just kidding

sunspun - 14.02.2007, 09:11
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I knew a guy once who named his "Crackers" - you wanna know why???

Just so he could say "You can eat Crackers in my bed anytime..."

hohohoheeheehaha!

Funny joke, ALW!! THX!

sunspun

ALW - 14.02.2007, 10:16
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LOL..........Why didn't I think of that,
It's a much better name than ' Tiny Tim.'