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rainbow1 - 10.01.2007, 23:47
Post subject: GOLF STORY
Two women were playing golf. One teed off and watched in horror as her ball headed directly toward a foursome of men playing the next hole.

The ball hit one of the men. He immediately clasped his hands together at his groin, fell to the ground and proceeded to roll around in agony.

Hurrying up to the man she exclaimed "Please allow me to help, I'm a physical therapist and I know I could ease your pain if you'd allow me," she told him.

"Oh no, I'll be alright in a few minutes," he replied. He was in obvious agony, lying in the fetal position, still clasping his hands together at his groin. At her persistence, however, he finally allowed
her to help him.

She gently took his hands away and laid them to the side, loosened his pants and put her hands inside. She administered tender and artful massage for several long moments and then asked, "How does that feel?"

He replied, "It feels great, but my thumb still hurts like hell
ALW - 14.02.2007, 21:14
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LOL.....
I agree, very amusing, I shall have fun telling this joke to my family,
Thank Yoy
Alan
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