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POKERGURU PRESENTS (Archive) - TODAY's THOUGHT - Mon. Dec 11
PokerGuru - 11.12.2006, 13:37
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Good morning, PCers!
Over the weekend, I was leafing through a nature book while waiting for a headache to go away. (I know. I should have been getting those way-too-late November contests results posted.)
Anyway, while reading about the octopus, I found myself thinking that there is really such a thing as being too polite. When the male octopus wants to give his mate a little more than just a kiss, he uses one of his ten arms to politely hand over to her a "handful" of his sperm. She then inserts the sperm into her own body.
There's something to be said for being human.
Have a happy and prosperous week in the next seven days!
Your PokerGuru
msholland - 11.12.2006, 13:50
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those 10 arms must be lovely when you are intimate,but the rest of your story .........glad not to be an octopus
dear greetings to all
valeria - 11.12.2006, 19:44
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Well that keeps it clean and simple. Can you imagine getting all tangled up in all those 20 arms while tring to make babies? I mean they could really get knotted up and die! ROFL
PokerGuru - 11.12.2006, 19:48
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LMAO! Oh, Valeria! Who but you would think of such a possibility?
Very true as well, however. LOL
Guru
mojojds - 11.12.2006, 22:46
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Well ..Well ..Well..
HMMM .. Can you imagine if that female was a NYPHO?
SHE BE BLOADED FROM .....RETAINING SPERM NOT WATER
AND HE WOULD BE 1 DRIED UP OCTOPUS!
OH MY...THE ADVANTAGES... OF BEING A HUMAN NYPHO FEMALE IS ?...
NO MALE NEEDED...BUT A FEW BATTERIES ARE REQUIRED!!
THE DISADVANTAGES ...
UMMMM...HMMMM ...WELL .. WHEN I THINK OF 1 I'LL POST IT !!
JUST KIDDING LOL
cindy7186 - 12.12.2006, 05:41
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that is a very strange and interesting thought hehe.i am glad im not octopuss!!
valeria - 12.12.2006, 06:24
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mojo you sneaky little devil you... I love what you have added to your post.. or if it was put in earlier I am sorry I didn't notice it sooner
Quote: › Best thing about being a Crusher,
As 2006 finally ends .....
Is still Being a Crusher,
As 2007 begins....
WHO COULD ASK FOR ANYTHING BETTER...
PokerGuru - 12.12.2006, 10:13
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It was there all along, Valeria. Isn't it wonderful?
Mojo is amazing. And also, her sense of humor cannot be beat.
Your Guru
PokerGuru - 12.12.2006, 10:23
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P.S. Not exactly ALL along, but in her last couple of posts. I didn't see her post 2 above until I had hit submit.
Mojo, your last post here is absolutely hilarious. It also makes me worry a little bit, on behalf of myself, as well as ALL men. I wish we could think the same way,but for us, females will always be necessary!
Your Guru
mojojds - 13.12.2006, 03:11
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My added little poem..well..
I AM PROBABLY A MEMBER AT EVERY GAMBLING FORUM THERE IS ONLINE...CASINO,POKER AND BINGO ..IM SERIOUS
AND I HAVE TO SAY THAT ...NO OTHER FORUM ONLINE EVEN COMES CLOSE TO CASINO OR POKER CRUSH!!
I'VE BEEN A MEMBER SINCE FEB 2004 ...
AND I PERSONALLY LOOK FOWARD TO ANOTHER YEAR WITH OUR ONLINE CRUSHER FAMILY!!
----------------------------------------------------------------------------------
GURU...
AND HERE I THOUGHT MEN WOULD THINK THERE HANDS WOULD BE NECESSARY... NOT A FEMALE
HEE HEE
rainbow1 - 13.12.2006, 12:20
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MOJO YOU ARE SO RIGHT, BEING A MEMBER OF MANY MANY FORUMS MYSELF; AS I KNOW YOU KNOW LOL, I CAN SAY THAT PC & CC ARE DEFINATELY THE BEST 
valeria - 13.12.2006, 23:01
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I also am a member of many forums but CC and PC are the only ones I visit about 15 times a day. The others *yawn* about once a month lol
rainbow1 - 14.12.2006, 02:03
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LMAOOOOOOOO same here VAL
royalblush - 17.12.2006, 01:53
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Ditto what my good friends above have said. But I have almost stopped visiting all the others!
When you are happy where you are, after having been "around" a good while, you can't help but have sense enough to know that the grass is greenest right where you are!
I would also like to say to our Guru: Thank you for being the icing on the cake to make Poker-Crush just right!
royalblush
rainbow1 - 17.12.2006, 15:07
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AMEN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
casino$teve - 05.01.2007, 03:51
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LOL OMG Eeeewww 
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