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rainbow1 - 04.11.2006, 19:01
Post subject: Understanding a Woman

We need REALLY MEANS I want

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You want REALLY MEANS You need

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It's your decision REALLY MEANS The correct decision should be obvious by now.

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We need to talk REALLY MEANS I need to complain

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Do what you want REALLY MEANS You'll pay for this later.

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You're ... so manly REALLY MEANS You need a shave and you sweat a lot.

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Sure... go ahead REALLY MEANS I don't want you to.

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I'm not upset REALLY MEANS Of course I'm upset, you moron!

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You're certainly attentive tonight. REALLY MEANS Is sex all you ever think about?

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I'm not emotional! And I'm not overreacting! REALLY MEANS I'm on my period.

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Be romantic, turn out the lights. REALLY MEANS I'm Embarrassed

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This kitchen is so inconvenient REALLY MEANS I want a new house.

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You have to learn to communicate. REALLY MEANS Just agree with me.

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Yes REALLY MEANS No

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No REALLY MEANS No

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Maybe REALLY MEANS No

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I heard a noise REALLY MEANS I noticed you were almost asleep.

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Do you love me? REALLY MEANS I'm going to ask for something expensive.

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How much do you love me? REALLY MEANS I did something you're not going to like.

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I'll be ready in a minute. REALLY MEANS Be patient I'll be a while.

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Am I a little fat? REALLY MEANS Tell me I'm beautiful.

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I'm sorry. REALLY MEANS You'll be sorry.

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Do you like this recipe? REALLY MEANS It's easy to fix, so get used to it.

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Was that the baby? REALLY MEANS Why don't you wake up and deal with the baby.

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I'm not yelling! REALLY MEANS Yes I am yelling because I think this is important.

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All we're going to buy is a soap dish REALLY MEANS Major shopping trip. Did you bring your checkbook?

cindy7186 - 05.11.2006, 02:42
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very true i have to admit hehe.

rainbow1 - 05.11.2006, 15:31
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i know hehe Smile

royalblush - 05.11.2006, 18:37
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Very, very good and perceptive!

royalblush

msholland - 05.11.2006, 18:45
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royalblush - 05.11.2006, 18:58
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Now Ms. Holland ~

What is your husband going to say about your post here? tee hee

royalblush