Poker Crush - Jokes and Quotes - Laughter always helps mojojds - 12.10.2006, 14:35 Post subject: Laughter always helpsPlaying Poker with the Rent Money
"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"
"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"
A man comes home very late from a poker game. His wife is standing at the door waiting for him with a rolling pin in her hand. Before she has a chance to say or do anything he says. "honey u have to pack, I lost u in a Poker Game "
She says "how in the world did you do that". He say it was really really hard.
"I had to fold a royal flush."
mojojdsbeckie33 - 12.10.2006, 22:59 Post subject: Good ones Mojo!!! sunspun - 14.10.2006, 12:49 Post subject:
HA ha ha!
That last one, especially! It's terrible! But I loved it!
