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PokerGuru - 14.09.2006, 20:08
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Oh how I love to make this announcement to my Poker Crushers!

Now we have over 500 members and we have got to know one another pretty well, so time for the serious formal poker lessons to begin from this pro!

IT IS TIME TO ADVANCE in your poker education! I have all ready to present to you: ALL NEW POKER LESSON 202!

That is the announcement I am so happy to make! We are really going to get into the details of playing winning poker now! I am ready to teach you EXACTLY the way I do it!

The time has come for serious poker lessons. Formal lessons. Classroom lessons. Note-taking lessons.

I willl wait a couple days, just to give you time to care about one another enough to get the word out to all members any way you can, even by PM or email or phone calls or snail mail! Anyone who truly wants to learn how to play winning poker online should know that now is the time and the chance........all for free......from the lessons of a guru who knows exactly what I am talking about. Not bragging. Just stating the facts.

So.....get ready, ask any questions about it now, say what you wish and how you feel about it in a post, invite others to sign up to learn, whatever........because the Lesson 202 - no longer for absolute beginners - will be posted here in about 2 or 3 days!

Your excited PokerGuru

mojojds - 14.09.2006, 23:18
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WOOOO HOOOO....YEAH BABY.....

POKER GURU'S

GONNA BREAK OUT THAT POKER LESSON 202..... BIG CAN OF WHIP A.S.S

GOT MY PEN AND NOTEPAD READY......BROUGHT YOU AN APPLE TO POKER GURU.

LOL HEE HEE LOL

mojojds

beckie33 - 15.09.2006, 01:50
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I am ready!!! I am tired of losing most of the time...online is soooooooooo hard!!!!! I will spread the word!!

PokerGuru - 15.09.2006, 19:57
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God bless you both, Mojo and Beckie! I mean that sincerely!

Yes, it is time to move on. Past time, really.

You are ready TO ADVANCE! Time to put an end to this losing!

Now I am going to break loose......give you in specifics.......the a-b-c's and the 1-2-3's of EXACTLY how I play, winning more than 80% of the time.

You are no longer practicing beginners. We are getting down to the real business of pokerology NOW!

Will probably present the first of new series of lessons tomorrow (Saturday, Sept.16). Thanks for spreading the word. I hate to see people getting behind when they are one of US!

Grateful for great scholars like you two!

Your PokerGuru

char1984 - 16.09.2006, 04:03
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i know your lesson benefit alot poker guru and right now i am on the lesson PATIENTS. i think of you saying that when im in a gm of poker. i joined poker party the other day and they gave a free sit and go ticket and i got first...patients ,patient ,patients. i have a screen shot but need orange to post it but its only 12 dollars but it was first place Very Happy

PokerGuru - 16.09.2006, 20:29
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CONGRATULATIONS, Char!!!!!!!! So proud of you!!!! And , listen: It's not the amount of money that counts; it's the amount of human brains ganged all together that you defeated that counts!

In fact, I am glad you are showing the good sense not to bet too heavily until you have more experience and maybe until you are a graduate of the Poker-Crush Poker Lessons at at the Guru's School!!! LOL!

Seriously, you did remarkably well! So glad you are a Poker-Crush member!

Also seriously, I will be posting the first of a new series of poker lessons, Poker Lesson 202 right after dinner this evening. Figure it will take me that long to read everybody's posts first.

Again, conratulations! You go and glow, girl!

Your PokerGuru

PokerGuru - 16.09.2006, 21:23
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P.S. to Char:

Thank you, Char, for the wonderful compliment in your post of mentioning that you remember my lessons while you are playing ......especially during the play where you took first place!

Patience is one of the very best lessons you could remember, too! Yes, it takes a lot of it to be a really good player. And anybody can learn patience, even if they have never had any before.

Did I mention I will be posting the first of a new series of poker lessons the first thing after dinner this evening? Yes, you all have advanced to being ready for the Poker 202 series!

Your PokerGuru

Bower50 - 17.09.2006, 03:24
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Waiting anxiously.Have won online but not very consistent.

PokerGuru - 17.09.2006, 04:22
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BOWER, I sure hope you will be satisfied with the way I explain things.

I consider you to be another one of our very valued members here at PC and hope you will be on our Poker Team, when we get it going, to play against other Poker Forums.

I am getting ready to post the first lesson in Poker 202 right now, so talk to you later, buddy.

Thanks for posting.

PokerGuru