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The Archive - All Fired Up..... in (A-Z) Style! Closed! Winners Announced!
ojisplayin - 04.04.2012, 05:28
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WELCOME CRUSHERS!! LET'S POST FOR SOME FUN??

THEME IS "HOW TO LOSE YOUR JOB" FROM ANY WORKPLACE-

WE'LL DRAW 3 RANDOM WINNERS AT CONTEST END,
AND EVERYONE MAKING AT LEAST 1 POST IS IN!!!

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SOUND GOOD? OK, HERE IS THE "BASICS-

1) A - Z STYLE, FOLLOW THE ALPHABET USING THE POST ABOVE YOU AS GUIDE-

2) POST AS OFTEN AS YOU LIKE, BUT PLEASE LET SOMEONE ELSE POST BETWEEN Smile

3) IF YOU MESS UP, JUST POST "OOPS, ETC" AND CORRECT LETTER-

I THINK WE ARE ALL ADULTS HERE, AND HOPE EVERYONE KNOWS IT IS ALL IN FUN, SO NO BEING OFFENDED OR OFFENSIVE IS ALLOWED!

AND FINALLY, IT CAN BE OUTRAGEOUS, NAUGHTY, OR EVEN YUCKY, BUT LET'S MAKE SOME SILLY READS!!

EXAMPLES OF P, THEN Q:

P- Porn Surf on company time, while smoking on bosses desk!
Q- Quack-Quack to the Execs while flapping in a duck-like manner with their sandwhiches falling off your tray!



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I'll start us off with A-

Auto-Send a text to your BOSSES WIFE a photoshopped picture of your "RAW" photo, addressed to him, on your drive home.
gjr1961 - 04.04.2012, 05:44
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B - Bring liquor (in a brown bag) to keep in your desk
win4maw - 04.04.2012, 11:37
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C Calling and setting up a work place poker game
CATLICKER - 04.04.2012, 12:12
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D - Dance on your desk, wearing just a thong, as the boss walks by...
win4maw - 04.04.2012, 16:31
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Enjoy wataching porn on office computer
broxi - 04.04.2012, 18:37
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F.... fondling the bosses wife at the xmas night out
win4maw - 04.04.2012, 19:05
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G grasping the boss's jewels LOL
crzynana2001 - 04.04.2012, 19:15
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H- hanging around the water cooler... telling jokes about the boss's mistress.
Bower50 - 04.04.2012, 19:30
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Investigating bosses sex life and tell his wife.
win4maw - 04.04.2012, 20:05
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Josting on facebook about the office affairs
shirlsplay - 04.04.2012, 21:25
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K - Knife throwing at the bosses front door after following him home.Smile
win4maw - 04.04.2012, 22:23
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L Locking the boss out of the building
shirlsplay - 04.04.2012, 22:39
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M - Milking a cow in corporate office
ojisplayin - 04.04.2012, 23:59
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Napping on shift!!
win4maw - 05.04.2012, 00:09
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O Online gambling while at work
josie46 - 05.04.2012, 03:48
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Post notes on facebook, ty josie46
Bower50 - 05.04.2012, 11:27
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Question the bosses decisions
transam99 - 05.04.2012, 21:19
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R- revert to doing nothing all day
shirlsplay - 05.04.2012, 23:38
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S - Shredding all the imporant papers Smile
ojisplayin - 06.04.2012, 02:40
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Throwing Coffee at every person saying "Good Morning!"

And I just want to say, LMAOOOO you Poker Crushers never disappoint my TWISTED sense of humor- Love It
casino$teve - 06.04.2012, 05:43
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LMFAO! some of these are really funny
casino$teve - 06.04.2012, 05:52
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Laughing I Am With Stupids I meant to hit smiles clicked submit lol Off Topic


U urinate on the bosses car Thumbup Laughing
shirlsplay - 06.04.2012, 10:07
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U - Using company money to buy a hooker for an hour Smile
shirlsplay - 06.04.2012, 10:14
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ops!!!! didn't see yours steve so sorry

V - Violating every rule in the book , than using the book to wipe your ass Smile
Bower50 - 06.04.2012, 15:39
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Watching the bosses wife shower.
gjr1961 - 06.04.2012, 18:02
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XXX rated sites downloaded on company computer
Bower50 - 06.04.2012, 22:02
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Yelling "My Boss is a Pansy"
win4maw - 06.04.2012, 23:44
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Z Zombi doll to put needles in
gjr1961 - 07.04.2012, 02:14
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Authorize 4 day weekends every week.
broxi - 07.04.2012, 08:37
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Borrowing all the money from the company safe with no intention of returning it lol
ojisplayin - 07.04.2012, 08:40
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C-

Call in the nearest High School "STONERS" for free lunch and "AIR GUITAR" with the Boss Day!
gjr1961 - 07.04.2012, 13:14
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Dance on the lunch room table naked
casino$teve - 07.04.2012, 14:14
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E eat tons of peanuts & spit the shells everywhere Laughing
win4maw - 07.04.2012, 15:27
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F "F" "F" "F" All day long LOL
ojisplayin - 07.04.2012, 21:08
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GoGo dance in breakroom while tossing everybody's salad
Bower50 - 07.04.2012, 21:09
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Hang your dirty undies over puters in the office.
win4maw - 07.04.2012, 23:29
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I Ironing clothes while at lunch
catty78 - 08.04.2012, 14:40
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J jumping on bosses desk while mooning him
win4maw - 08.04.2012, 16:11
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K Kicking A$$ while wearing a kilt
Bower50 - 08.04.2012, 16:29
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Leaving food leftovers on bosses keyboard after checking his financial files.
win4maw - 08.04.2012, 16:32
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M Making a Mess in the lunch room
Bower50 - 08.04.2012, 21:29
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Never showing up for work.
gjr1961 - 09.04.2012, 01:53
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Overtime clocked while taking naps
Bower50 - 09.04.2012, 02:03
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Picking your nose in the lunch room.
ojisplayin - 09.04.2012, 04:36
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Q- Quit Any Work doing, and start painting toenails instead!
casino$teve - 09.04.2012, 09:24
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redecorate the entire workspace in a hardcore XXX type theme Laughing
Bower50 - 09.04.2012, 16:10
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Sing off key all day long.
win4maw - 09.04.2012, 17:12
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T Tch Tch Tch all month long
Bower50 - 09.04.2012, 22:17
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Unify all the workers for a sit-in protest.
gjr1961 - 09.04.2012, 22:31
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Violate the rules against sexual harassment at least once a day
shirlsplay - 10.04.2012, 04:31
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waiting in the bathroom all day and not working. dosn't even have a desk cause no one knows him...lol Smile
ojisplayin - 10.04.2012, 04:38
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"X Y Z and I GOTTA GO PEE, SO EXCUSE ME" chanting into Inter-Office overhead speaker system!!
win4maw - 10.04.2012, 20:01
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Y YELL ALL DAY INSTEAD OF speak softly
gjr1961 - 11.04.2012, 01:13
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Z - Zone out every time the boss tells you something.
ojisplayin - 11.04.2012, 05:51
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A-

Ask for More Money and then say LOUDLY you're taking rest of the day off for YOUR MONTHLY ritual of Showering!!
casino$teve - 11.04.2012, 08:52
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B- bone the bosses wife Laughing
Bower50 - 11.04.2012, 15:43
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Castrate the boss.
gjr1961 - 11.04.2012, 19:24
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Deliberately do exactly opposite of your job description.
Bower50 - 11.04.2012, 21:03
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Exercise in just your speedo at main entrance all day.
casino$teve - 11.04.2012, 21:43
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F flash your junk to everyone constantly Laughing
Bower50 - 11.04.2012, 22:43
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Grind the bosses favourite desktop knicknack into 4 million pieces.
shirlsplay - 11.04.2012, 22:58
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H - Having your dog pee and poop all over the bosses office and desk.Smile
gjr1961 - 12.04.2012, 03:51
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Invite the Boss's mistress to the company Christmas party in his name.
ojisplayin - 12.04.2012, 05:12
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J-

JIMMY the SAFE and leave a note claiming the boss said to "take what I want, like he does"
gjr1961 - 12.04.2012, 07:39
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Kiss the clients passionately when they come in
casino$teve - 12.04.2012, 13:48
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lose millions in company funds high rolling on the net lol
gjr1961 - 12.04.2012, 16:28
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Make arrangements for strippers appear at staff meeting
casino$teve - 12.04.2012, 17:20
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never do what your told
Bower50 - 12.04.2012, 18:07
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Open all the water taps and let them overflow.
gjr1961 - 12.04.2012, 18:19
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Post on the companys face book page that the company is being investigated for tax errors
win4maw - 12.04.2012, 19:16
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Q Quietly walk through the office in your birthday suit LOL
casino$teve - 12.04.2012, 20:28
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run screaming through the office in your b-day suit Laughing
Bower50 - 12.04.2012, 21:08
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Shop on Rodeo Drive with business gold card.
gjr1961 - 12.04.2012, 22:23
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Tickle your secretary every day
char1984 - 13.04.2012, 05:56
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Very Happy Very Happy U-UNDRESS and know you will be fired Laughing Laughing
ojisplayin - 13.04.2012, 13:37
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V- Vaporize the office air duct with STINK BOMBS all day saying Excuse me, each time someone notices!!
transam99 - 13.04.2012, 18:14
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Walk around naked all day long
Bower50 - 13.04.2012, 21:00
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Xplicitly tell the boss to shove his rules where the sun don't shine.
gjr1961 - 14.04.2012, 03:30
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Yell "This place sucks!", as loud as you can, every time you see the boss.
win4maw - 14.04.2012, 13:00
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Z Zap Zap Zap the boss with the laser
ojisplayin - 14.04.2012, 13:20
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A-
Apply at the restaurant where lunch meeting is being held from waitress taking orders!
Bower50 - 14.04.2012, 13:38
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Bang the bosses daughter.
gjr1961 - 14.04.2012, 14:45
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Close the company's bank account transferring all funds to your account.
casino$teve - 14.04.2012, 16:46
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dip your balls in the boss's birthday ice cream! lmfao
gjr1961 - 14.04.2012, 18:23
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Entertain prospective clients by telling graphic dirty jokes.
Bower50 - 14.04.2012, 23:48
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Fix bosses computer so it tells him he's an please do not swear.
Bower50 - 14.04.2012, 23:49
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Fix bosses computer so it tells him he's a bald headed idiot.
crzynana2001 - 15.04.2012, 00:35
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give boss christmas card with his wife's (negligee clad) body on it.
gjr1961 - 15.04.2012, 04:05
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Hold meetings discussing how to "get rid" of the boss.
Bower50 - 15.04.2012, 16:31
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Inject drugs into his fruit snacks.
gjr1961 - 15.04.2012, 18:13
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Jump up and down and scream, every time you get upset.
ojisplayin - 16.04.2012, 04:42
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K-
Kickball Tournaments INDOORS with your nephews Pop Warner (jr.) football team!!
cocakolakid - 16.04.2012, 11:27
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L - lock all the cabinets, drawers and doors and lose the keys.
Bower50 - 16.04.2012, 16:48
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Meddle in bosses personal affairs.
gjr1961 - 16.04.2012, 18:21
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Notify stockholders that the company is in deep debt.
win4maw - 16.04.2012, 21:08
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O Open a porn site on the company's site
gjr1961 - 17.04.2012, 00:00
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Play the video that you made of the boss with a hot young blonde on Youtube.
shirlsplay - 17.04.2012, 01:33
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Q - Quickly setting everyones trash cans on fire Smile
win4maw - 17.04.2012, 02:31
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R Rapidly run thru the office yelling FIRE! FIRE!
gjr1961 - 17.04.2012, 16:25
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Tell everyone that they get the day off with pay.
Bower50 - 18.04.2012, 20:42
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Utilize bosses computer for porn.
gjr1961 - 18.04.2012, 22:06
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Vacate the building after setting off the fire alarm.......the third time this month.
shirlsplay - 18.04.2012, 22:41
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W - Waiting in the bosses house for him to get home and beating the *please do not swear* out of them. Smile
gjr1961 - 18.04.2012, 22:50
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Xing out the bosses name and replacing it with your own on his business cards, correspondence, and office door.
ojisplayin - 19.04.2012, 16:06
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Y-

YANK THE HARDDRIVES OUT AND TAKE THEM HOME EACH NIGHT!
gjr1961 - 19.04.2012, 17:06
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Zap your computer so the entire network goes down.
Bower50 - 19.04.2012, 19:04
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Act like a complete maniac at an upper management meeting with prospective clients.
ojisplayin - 20.04.2012, 02:48
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B-
Borrow money, without asking... from everyone with a purse or wallett in view!!
gjr1961 - 20.04.2012, 14:56
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Come to work each day in your pajamas.
ojisplayin - 21.04.2012, 23:25
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D-
DAYDREAM while entering secure data!!
win4maw - 22.04.2012, 00:30
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E EAt everyone's lunch out of the frige
Bower50 - 22.04.2012, 01:48
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Flatulate all day long.
gjr1961 - 22.04.2012, 03:31
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Give out the boss's daughter's phone # to all the men at the local bar and tell them she's looking for a good time.
shirlsplay - 22.04.2012, 05:14
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H - Having a late slip every day Smile
Bower50 - 22.04.2012, 21:42
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Identify all the bosses dirty little secrets.
lisas39 - 23.04.2012, 04:36
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Joy ride with the boss' car.
broxi - 23.04.2012, 09:03
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kindly decide everyone should have a weeks holiday since the boss is away and shut the premises
win4maw - 23.04.2012, 14:36
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Leave all the doors and even the safe door open
gjr1961 - 23.04.2012, 15:53
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Moon each client as they enter.
win4maw - 23.04.2012, 16:15
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N Never say your sorry
ojisplayin - 23.04.2012, 17:42
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O-

Open Mouth Insert Foot!! (like usual) LOL
crzynana2001 - 24.04.2012, 10:44
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P - Pi$$ off everyone around you, including the boss.
gjr1961 - 24.04.2012, 15:35
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Quiz all employees in your department until they break down in tears and quit.
anneandalan - 24.04.2012, 16:38
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re-organize all the files into the the wrong folders
gjr1961 - 24.04.2012, 18:59
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Stick up the wrong schedule on the bulletin board giving your friends overtime and shorting hours of the people you don't like. (giving yourself the week off of course)
anneandalan - 24.04.2012, 20:24
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Talk in an entirely made up language about critical issues then storm off when no one understands.
shirlsplay - 24.04.2012, 23:03
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USED ANOTHER PERSONS IDENITY WHEN YOU APPLIED FOR THE JOB. Smile
gjr1961 - 25.04.2012, 02:40
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Vandalize the entire building with gang graffiti.
shirlsplay - 25.04.2012, 21:42
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W - Waited for everyone to leave than destroyed the place.Smile
crzynana2001 - 25.04.2012, 21:51
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X - Xerox all the boss's personal data, then e-mail it to all his contacts.
win4maw - 25.04.2012, 21:55
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YAHOO YAHOO I have spied on the boss
shirlsplay - 25.04.2012, 22:34
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Zapped the boss and employees with a tazor gun Smile
gjr1961 - 26.04.2012, 01:34
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Answer the phone swearing like a trucker.
anneandalan - 26.04.2012, 18:12
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break into the office after hours and turn all the drawers upside down
crzynana2001 - 26.04.2012, 18:58
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Call your boss's wife at night, when he is with his mistress.
gjr1961 - 26.04.2012, 21:07
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Destroy all inventory by setting a fire.
anneandalan - 26.04.2012, 21:10
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Evacuate the building by organizing an employee walk out during busy season
shirlsplay - 26.04.2012, 22:53
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F - Failed to pass a drug test Smile
gjr1961 - 27.04.2012, 02:15
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Go to all competitors and apply for a job, using your boss as a reference.
win4maw - 27.04.2012, 22:49
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H Hold off making all the deposits for a month
ojisplayin - 27.04.2012, 23:37
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Instant ATM withdrawal from petty cash!!
win4maw - 28.04.2012, 00:08
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J Jump up and down on the bosses desk in the NUDE LOOL
anneandalan - 28.04.2012, 13:13
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K - Kick the computers off the desks and take a bow
win4maw - 28.04.2012, 14:26
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L Lick all the computer screens
Bower50 - 28.04.2012, 19:36
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Mix up all the boss' files.
gjr1961 - 28.04.2012, 19:46
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Never take a shower, wear deodorant, or change your clothes.
ojisplayin - 29.04.2012, 16:41
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CONTEST IS NOW CLOSED, GL CRUSHERS!!!

WINNERS WILL BE ANNOUNCED SOON!!!!
ojisplayin - 30.04.2012, 02:43
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AND WITHOUT FURTHER DELAY, LOL I AM HAPPY TO SAY WE HAVE OUR 3 X $10 NAMES!!!

WOOOHOOO!!! TY CRUSHERS FOR A WONDERFUL MONTH!!

OK, NOW (IN THE ORDER DRAWN) THE WINNERS ARE:

CASINO$TEVE - SHIRLSPLAY - CHAR1984

WTG!! $TEVE!! WTG!! SHIRLS!! WTG!! CHARLA!!

CONGRATULATIONS TO ALL THREE OF YOU!!


HAPPY GAMING ALWAYS!! YOUR PC STAFF!!
gjr1961 - 30.04.2012, 11:53
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WTG $teve, Shirls, and Char!
crzynana2001 - 30.04.2012, 15:28
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wtg winners
casino$teve - 02.05.2012, 06:31
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WOOOHOOO! that was a funny ass contest lol TYTYTY! wtg everybody else and thanks for the laughs too Laughing
shirlsplay - 02.05.2012, 21:29
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thank you so very much

wtg steve and char

that was a fun contest , thank you Smile
Bower50 - 02.05.2012, 22:34
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Congrats winners.Enjoy!!!!
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