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gjr1961 - 24.04.2010, 22:51
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The Poker Pro with the Tatoo
John was a dedicated poker professional. Over the past fifteen years, he'd gotten married and was raising three fine children on his winnings. Content with the size of the family, he and his wife, Mary decided it was time for John to have a vasectomy so that they could look forward to traveling together after the children were grown.
John entered the hospital and was put in room 201. On the day of the operation, a frumpy overweight nurse went in to prep John for the procedure and while shaving around his privates, she noticed that John had a tatoo on his penis that said "RUSH". The frumpy nurse just happened to be a poker player herself, and was explaining to another more voluptuous nurse what a rush meant in poker lingo.

Well, the more voluptuous nurse, wanting to see the tatoo, went into room 201 on the pretense of doing additional prep work on John. Bending over John, with much cleavage showing, she piddled around long enough to see the tatoo.

Returning to the nurse's lounge, the voluptuous nurse told the other nurse, "I must have gone to the wrong room. The man I saw was a poker player, also, but his tatoo said "ROYAL FLUSH."

ojisplayin - 26.04.2010, 21:30
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I don't get it.....

ojisplayin - 26.04.2010, 21:31
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UMM, DUH- OMG- LMAO Gloria- LOL

Bower50 - 26.04.2010, 23:32
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That's nothing.I have "ROYAL FLUSH BEATS FOUR ACES"
Just call me the Dreamer.LOL!!!!

broxi - 29.04.2010, 16:45
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lmao gloria and archie, lol just knew you were so innocent patti thats why you never got it right away lol

ojisplayin - 29.04.2010, 20:08
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AND YOU KEEP ME THAT WAY (((BABES))) WITH YOUR GENTLEMAN-LY WAYS...

ojisplayin - 29.04.2010, 20:09
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...AND ARCHIE- I WILL CALL YOUR "ROYAL FLUSH" BLUFF- SO DROP 'EM ON THE TABLE AND SHOW US WHAT YA ARE HOLDING!!! Smile

broxi - 13.05.2010, 20:06
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lol guess you scared archie away patti as he never replied