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PokerGuru - 13.05.2006, 11:01
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Guess which city in the USA has the greatest number of churches per capita:

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You guessed it! LAS VEGAS, baby!

notLOL - 15.05.2006, 17:36
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i actually do not find it strange....go figure....me not thinkin the strange...being strange.....ha ha ha ah...... i just figure churches are necessary in sin city, which recently i found out ...thats las vegases nickname.....lol...thank you for the confirming of another thought.

darrin6 - 17.05.2006, 15:56
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Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has ever built a church in LV that looked really bad from the road ON PURPOSE, to attract donations from good samaritans who hit it big? .... nah nobody would go that far Embarassed

valeria - 17.05.2006, 23:36
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Yes and you can hire people to look like Elvis to marry you... this is a church or is it another way to make $$$$$ ?

PokerGuru - 18.05.2006, 07:16
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notLOL wrote: › i actually do not find it strange....go figure....me not thinkin the strange...being strange.....ha ha ha ah...... i just figure churches are necessary in sin city, which recently i found out ...thats las vegases nickname.....lol...thank you for the confirming of another thought.

Dear notLOL,

I am not in the least surprised, my very thoughtful friend.

Thank you for posting!

Your PokerGuru

PokerGuru - 18.05.2006, 07:24
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darrin6 wrote: › Very interesting. I wonder if anyone has ever built a church in LV that looked really bad from the road ON PURPOSE, to attract donations from good samaritans who hit it big? .... nah nobody would go that far Embarassed

Darrin,

LMAO! I love reading your posts, my man! You do DO your thinking for and by yourself, don't you? Always just the right amount of humor and reality.....just like Life!

Thank you for posting, friend. Not only are you an excellent scholar of poker on the expert level, but you always, as do you all, GIVE ME A BOOST when you care enough to post a reply to anything I might say. Seriously, it means a lot to me.

Keep 'em comin'!

P.S. Do you work a night shift or are you just an early riser? Have encountered you on this site in the VERY early hours.

Your proud PokerGuru

PokerGuru - 18.05.2006, 07:32
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valeria wrote: › Yes and you can hire people to look like Elvis to marry you... this is a church or is it another way to make $$$$$ ?

What a high-level group of thinkers my readers are! It makes me very humble to realize I am also your poker teacher/guru!

You make me proud, Valeria, for a variety of reasons, one of them being that no one can deny that you are one sharp cookie!

Thank you for posting your thoughts. Nothing makes me sadder than to see my posts ignored. But then nothing makes me happier than seeing them responded to by folks of your calibre!

Please keep your posts a'coming. Both here and at the LESSONS thread!

Your happy PokerGuru

Anonymous - 23.05.2006, 04:19
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You're apt to see me scratching around at all hours. I have worked on the road for years up until the last few months. The job market, and I use the term loosely, around here is terrible.

My wife is a hairdresser and luckily for me she's damn good. I carried the team in the early 90's during the lean years while she built her client base. She's carrying the torch now which is allowing me to comfortably pursue different options. So basically, I just ran you around the world to say that I am currently unemployed LOL.

Sisters - 25.05.2006, 06:36
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Hi,

Isnt Vegas known also as Sin City Question

No wonder there are so many

churches Laughing

I would think that people who loose it all at the

Casinos go and pray that their spouses wont put them in the dog

house Laughing

sisters

notLOL - 26.05.2006, 03:24
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ummmm.....wouldnt being married by elvis , create the aura of an imposter marriage?

notLOL - 26.05.2006, 03:30
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oh oh ok i figured it out......an impersonator marriage.....well stilll when and if i do enter the holy matrimony......i will not create a holey or wholey hole impersonator type thing. really kinda warping my brain thinkin people make money of hiring a personator to marry them....now that i found strange.....whew gotta wipe the thoughts clean from my brain.....

do they jim morrison, bob dillon, or hey janis joplin ....marrying people as welllllll????? wowoh wow.

beckie33 - 27.05.2006, 04:16
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Who woulda thunk it Laughing

I would think Utah :-)

PokerGuru - 29.05.2006, 13:10
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sisters ....That is too funny - and maybe too true.

notLOL ....Get a bit of rest now, hun.

Beckie .....You know, Beckie, I think I would have guessed Utah, too.

Funny how our minds can react so many different ways to a single fact. I guess that is why no two poker players will ever play the same hand exactly the same way.

I love reading your all's thoughts in action.

Your amused/entertained
PokerGuru

notLOL - 30.05.2006, 20:48
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ok ill get a rest what ever thats suppose to mean.....seee u when i get a rest......night night day days

to me that means go back quiet!!!! so see ya when i do

royalblush - 31.05.2006, 04:57
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notLOL ~

Even I know what our PokerGuru meant by his statement to you. It is probably obvious to everybody but you, which seems to always be true of all of us in similar circumstances.

I think (in my own opinion, now) it means that he has taken you under his wing as someone special, keeps an eye on your online work without stalking (just notices), and feels a real concern for you when he thinks you are working too hard and deserve a break. Like about one good night's sleep!

I think you are ptetty darn special, too!

royalblush

notLOL - 13.06.2006, 04:44
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welll hmmm.....notLOL is not going to say a word. ok im well rested....im back. so there.....big smiles.

PokerGuru - 17.06.2006, 07:01
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Dear notLOL!

I was a little, but not much, surprised when royalblush hit the nail almost squarely on the head.

Of course I care personally for the welfare of every single individual who allows me to be their mentor and tutor in the art and science of the poker game. And since poker is, for sure, a game of thought, then it is only natural for me to develope true concern to a pretty high level when I find a follower of mine who is quite obviously a very deep thinker, such as yourself.

All deep thinkers share something in common. They would rather spend their duty-free moments contemplating to the max any topic that enters their heads. Even when they really should be contemplating the dangers of lack of adequate sleep to their ability to be a good and logical contemplater who never forgets or overlooks the tiniest detail in their contemplation of any subject. That is what makes their conclusions valuable to the society in which they live.

I have found that Crushers, in general, have certain outstanding features that make each one of them individually stand out in my mind as uniquely capable to understand and be the best at various elements of a thinking-dependent activity -------such as poker.

That is exactly why I have such high expectations for every one of my poker scholars. If they do not have outstanding features in their patterns of thought, they ALWAYS depart and do not stay with us as one of my treasured scholars.

That is the secret of how I can be so certain how far each one of you can go along the road that leads to being or playing like a pro!

NotLOL, that is how I can tell when you are becoming sleep-deprived to the point of it affecting your own individual thought patterns.

Seriously meant,

Your PokerGuru

Your PokerGuru