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PokerGuru - 09.04.2009, 18:01
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Okay, my PCers, you can thank ojisplayin for this one! LOL! I did change it a little bit.

Since we have all shared so much with one another, let's go the distance!

For a chance to win $30, tell us all about the most embarrassing moment in your entire life!

Remember by thinking hard now!

If we get enough people responding, I will tell you mine .... and it is a doozy!!!! LOL!

Post your entries below. Exact same rules as last contest posted. If any question at all, please just ask!

Your everlovin Guru

catty78 - 10.04.2009, 01:49
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the most embarresing moment of my life happened about 6 months ago i was out the night before celebrating my boyfriends birthday and by the time we got home it was very late four hours later i had to get up to go to work when i got to work i realized that in my tiredness that i had put my pants on inside out. there i was at work with the inside of my pants pockets hanging out for all my coworks to see Embarassed

crzynana2001 - 10.04.2009, 02:45
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I have had many, many embarassing moments in my life, but this one tops the list. I know bridegrooms are supposed to be nervous, but my second husband was a wreck as we stood before the preacher. White as a sheet, he had to be asked to repeat his vows twice, he was stuttering so badly. It turns out, that instead of the bride's father holding the gun, HIS father was armed in the church. Talk about your shotgun wedding. I could have died when his dad pulled the 22 handgun out of his coat pocket and put it in the trunk of his car!!!!!!!!!! That marriage lasted 3 months. I know he loved me, but being forced to marry killed that love.

ojisplayin - 10.04.2009, 09:19
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When I was beginning 8th grade (Jr. high was 7th-8th in Calif) we moved to another city, which was approx 6 miles from my old school/friends Sad

1st day of school, when I was already late, going into my English Class, my teacher was asking everyone what (reading level, apparantly) they were on--eyes locked on me entering late...

I, misunderstanding, and teary-eyed from fighting my mom tooth & nail; begging her to please take me to my old school for the year in her car, hurriedly blurted out-

"Nothing, my eyes are bloodshot-red because I just had a huge fight with my mom, and that I hadn't really ever smoked pot, but 1 time, well over a year ago...."

O MY GOD...YOU COULD HAVE HEARD A PIN DROP!! If I could have just closed my eyes tight enough to believe I was only having a bad dream, a very, very bad dream......AND THEN....HUGE BELLY LAUGHS FROM ALL, even the teacher couldn't hold her composure.

Finally, after what seemed like forever, she said, "Well it's been longer than that for me, but I'd like to get JUST a bit more personal." More laughter, even I, red from eyes to burning cheeks and below, had to laugh as well. Then she leaned into my ear and whispered, "WHAT READING LEVEL YOU ARE ON?" To even more hysterical laughter. I will never forget that day as long as I live. Embarassed

allight - 10.04.2009, 17:04
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Can't really think of any really embarassing moments, of course nothing really embarasses me either. But OJ's hilarious school story reminds me of my 8th grade health class where the teacher was going around the room giving a verbal health quiz. When he got to me, my question was what would I do if the teacher had a cut on his arm. I failed that test when I said I would tie a tounaquet around his neck.

ojisplayin - 11.04.2009, 06:53
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Roflllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll!!! Smile

crzynana2001 - 11.04.2009, 11:35
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In 1964, I was 4 years old. I have a very vivid memory from that time. I had 2 older sisters and an older brother then who were extremely jealous of the "baby" of the family. It must have been right around Easter then, also, because I can remember all of us eating a lot of candy, especially chocolate. My siblings had been very generous all day, sharing bits of chocolate with me. At 4 years old, I thought nothing but that they were being very nice for some reason. I lapped up all the extra attention, and gobbled up the chocolates before they changed their minds. Late into the night, I woke with an extremely uncomfortable feeling in my bed. I yelled for my father because I thought I had thrown up in my sleep. He quickly came and turned on the light. Then he started yelling about "Who is the jokester who put chocolate pudding in your sisters bed?" He called for my mom, to put me into the tub while he changed the bedclothes. That is when he discovered that it wasn't "chocolate pudding" but excrement. My lousy brother and sisters had fed me an entire package of chocolate ex-lax laxatives!!!!! That memory is very embarrasing to tell, but I am glad that my "family" here is quite understanding. I was very glad when ex-lax took the chocolates off the market!!!!

char1984 - 14.04.2009, 02:08
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Well when I was a teen and walking down the main strip of town was a pet shop with a big parrot in the big glass window.Well my sister told me if i closed my eyes and stuck my tongue in and out after a few minutes the parrot would to.so being a dummy ,I stood and closed my eyes and stuck my tongue in and out numerous times and said how long do I do this and heard laughing and I opened my eyes and OMG all around me were people staring at me and i looked around and my sister was on the other block ,laughing hysterical with her legs crossed and I was as red as a beet.That I will take to my grave never forgetting as i actually am a shy type person. Rolling Eyes

crzynana2001 - 14.04.2009, 06:03
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I feel for you char, I was the recipient of many bad and cruel jokes growing up ,too!

valeria - 14.04.2009, 06:23
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I had many embarrassing things happen to me over the years but the one that stands out was this one. Which I told once over at CC ,so people this might sound familiar.

My husband at the time and my kids and I were camping. We made a little area for going to the bathroom. (Too bad we didn't have some canvas or something to cover it.) Well we have one of those toilet seats that sat on 3 legs. I had to go and sat down and went. Before I could get up though the legs tilted in the soft dirt and down i went with my legs in the air. The landing was a little wet, but husband laughed so hard he almost wet HIS pants. I, however, was more embarrassed about my naked butt lifted to the sky than what I landed in.

sunspun - 15.04.2009, 11:11
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I think I'd be too embarassed to tell any of my embarrassing stories from say... oh, the last 25 years or so, but here's one from even longer ago than that... I must have been about 7 years old, and I was waiting in line with my mother at Dairy Queen, and I guess I was bored, and to entertain myself, I was twirling around in circles on one foot, getting slightly dizzy, oblivious to everyone else, until I got pretty dizzy and had to put out my hand to steady myself for a minute, and only then did I realize that I was holding my hand on the leg of the man standing in line behind us, a complete stranger!
I was mortified and ran to hide behind my mother's legs, but I still remember that man looking down at me and this bemused smile he had on his face.

crzynana2001 - 20.04.2009, 09:08
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bump

ojisplayin - 20.04.2009, 15:57
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OKAY CRUSHERS WHERE ARE ALL THE ENTRIES???? SCARED?? lol

allight - 21.04.2009, 16:22
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right, oj, you'd think sharon could fill a page herself...LOL

Bower50 - 21.04.2009, 16:49
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Mine happened when I was president of a youth bowling league.We hosted a provincial tournament and I got to throw the first ball to open it.I was sock feet and slid past the foul line and the ball went in the gutter.Everyone had a good laugh at my expense.

ojisplayin - 24.04.2009, 12:52
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Where o where are all the crushers at???? Bumpity-Bump-Bump!! Smile

char1984 - 25.04.2009, 16:57
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BUMP

dalesr - 26.04.2009, 05:42
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charla asked me to tell lol.i wint to the dump wich i pulled the truck up to a big hole and pulled a board with bags of garbge on top of it and the bord came out fast and i fell backwards intoo the deep hole full of garbage and i looked up and ev1 was lafing very very hard.(i had only dated charla a short time so i wanted to crawl deeper in the hole and hide)

crzynana2001 - 03.05.2009, 01:56
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bump to top

afulk8 - 03.05.2009, 14:06
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Oh my gosh, I wouldn't know where to begin! I'm such a clutz, I have alot of them. The most recent; at my job, I have a nice comfy office chair that swivels. We found that if you removed the pin at the bottom, you could rock on it. I don't sit like I should, and am usually crosslegged, and my neighbor asked me a question, so rather than getting up, I just leaned the whole way back to look over to her and put my foot on my desk to balance-and the whole chair tipped over backwards, spilling me on to the floor. (sooo not gracefully.) Wouldn't have been as bad, but my 2 supervisors sit right behind me and of course, EVERYONE saw it. Hurt my pride quite a bit but also my hip too, lol.

crzynana2001 - 03.05.2009, 14:47
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I hope your hip heals quickly Ambre. Will be praying for you!!

afulk8 - 03.05.2009, 23:27
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Thanks Donna, it's pretty well healed now. Big nasty bruise for sure. I'm a magnet for things like that. Clumsy clumsy clumsy.