Poker Crush - Jokes and Quotes - OMG !!!!! BRAD PITT !!!!! TOO FUNNY !!!!! rainbow1 - 18.08.2008, 02:18 Post subject: OMG !!!!! BRAD PITT !!!!! TOO FUNNY !!!!!
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, 'Dad, what is
the difference between potentially and realistically?' The father
thought for a moment, then answered, 'Go ask your mother if she
would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Then ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars, and then, ask your brother if he'd sleep with
Brad Pitt for a million dollars.
Come back and tell me what you learn from that.' So the boy went
to his mother and asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a
million dollars?' The mother replied, 'Of course I would! We could
really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a
great University!' The boy then went to his sister and asked,
'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?' The girl
replied, 'Oh my God! I LOVE Brad Pitt! I would sleep with him in
a heartbeat, are you nuts?' The boy then went to his brother and
asked, 'Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?'
'Of course,' the brother replied. 'Do you know how much a million
bucks would buy?' The boy pondered the answers for a few days and
then went back to his dad. His father asked him, 'Did you find
out the difference between potentially and realistically?' The
boy replied, 'Yes. Potentially, you and I are sitting on three
million dollars, but Realistically, we're living with two hookers
and a homo.
msfilly - 18.08.2008, 04:34 Post subject:
OMG TOO FUNNY! ROFLMAO thanks for sharing rainbow1
char1984 - 18.08.2008, 06:03 Post subject: that was great Rainbow and thanks for the laugh rainbow1 - 18.08.2008, 18:43 Post subject:
you are quite welcome, thought we could use a laugh sharon030161 - 21.09.2008, 03:46 Post subject:
LMAO! Thanks for the laugh rainbow!
rainbow1 - 21.09.2008, 15:11 Post subject:
you are quite welcome sweety, hope all is going well with you
