POKERGURU PRESENTS (Archive) - A HINT for Hidden Contest PokerGuru - 22.05.2008, 08:06 Post subject: A HINT for Hidden ContestHello, my delightful PCers!
Just because your responses in this contest so far were so upbeat, comedic, good-humored, and downright funny, I am going to reward you for making me laugh by giving you a hint.
Here it is..... DIFFERENT
Your fun-loving Guruslotmom - 23.05.2008, 02:05 Post subject:
Three Norwegians go down to Mexico to celebrate college
graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that
they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them
can remember what they did the night before.
The first one, Sven, is strapped in the electric chair, and is
asked if he has any last words. He says, "I yust graduated
from St. Olaf College in Northfield and believe in the almighty
power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They
throw the switch and nothing happens. They all immediately
fall to the floor on their knees; beg for
Sven's forgiveness, and release him.
The second, Lars, is strapped in and gives his last words,
"I yust graduated from the Concordia College in Moorhead
and I believe in the power of justice
to intervene on the part of the innocent."
They throw the switch and, again, nothing
happens.
Again, they all immediately fall to their knees; beg for his
forgiveness, and release him.
The last one, Ole, is strapped in and says, "Vell, I'm from the
University of Nort' Dakota in Grand Forks and yust graduated with a
degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tel l ya right now, ya ain't
gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this t'ing in.
PokerGuru - 23.05.2008, 08:05 Post subject: Slotmom! <<<<<<<<<
Good one! Slotmom shows her real sense of humor AND makes my day!
Yes, PCers! We miust show the upbeat side of our forum, less somebody gets the wrong idea about us and think all we are about is keeping our noses to the grindstone!