Banter and Bitchin' - General Chat + Questions and Answers - You have to love little old Ladies! spookth - 21.06.2007, 19:37 Post subject: You have to love little old Ladies!
A young man shopping in a supermarket
Noticed a little old lady following him around.
If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she
kept staring at him.
She finally overtook him at the checkout,
And she turned to him and said,
"I hope I haven't made you feel ill at ease;
it's just that you look so much like my late
son."
He answered, "That's okay."
"I know it's silly, but if you'd call out
"Good bye, Mom" as I leave the store,
It would make me feel so happy."
She then went through the checkout,
And as she was on her way out of the store,
The man called out, "Goodbye, Mom."
The little old lady waved, and smiled
Back at him
Pleased that he had brought a little
sunshine Into someone's day, he went
to pay for his Groceries.
"That comes to $121.85," said the clerk.
"How come so much ...
I only bought 5 items.."
The clerk replied,
"Yeah, but your Mother said
You'd be paying for her things, too."
Don't trust little Old Ladies!!! (you gotta laugh)
valeria - 21.06.2007, 23:03 Post subject:
hmmmmm I might have to remember that one when I am broke! ROFL
ALW01 - 22.06.2007, 01:23 Post subject:
Very good
n1 spookth
PokerGuru - 24.06.2007, 04:14 Post subject: Finny, funny, funny, spookth! Even tho it's quite obvious that such "little old ladies" as that one are not too fond of us!!!
And Valeria, I will be on the lookout for you!!! Will know you by what will have to be the most mischievious eyes possible on a li'l ole gal! LOL