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PokerGuru - 18.03.2007, 01:46
Post subject: Some New Games While We Wait
Hi my Mighty PCers!

We are certainly learning a lesson in patience, aren't we, as we wait for the money to catch up with us! IT'S COMING FASTER NOW!

Meanwhile, on the tiny chance that we have to wait until we get older, here are some games we can play then:

1. Sag, you're it.

2. Hide and go pee.

3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.

4. Kick the bucket.

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, Nurse says bend over.

6. Musical recliners.

7. Simon says something incoherent.

8. Pin the toupee on the bald guy.

And especially for my ladies:

Don't worry about growing old. Old is nothing more than when going bra-less pulls the wrinkles out of your face. (I'm red-faced.)

It's all gonna be okay, my beloved PCers! Over my dead body it would have to not be!

Your dedicated PokerGuru

ALW - 18.03.2007, 02:14
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Hello My Poker Guru,
I Would Like To Say Thank You,
For Raising A Giggle Or Two,
And Lifting Us Out Of The Blue.

aLAN
cindy7186 - 18.03.2007, 18:01
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lol guru that blast one is sooo funny for the ladies heehee!!!
cindy7186 - 18.03.2007, 18:01
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oops i meant to say last lol.
valeria - 18.03.2007, 19:46
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I think the Guru has taken funny pills of late! ROFL All these jokes and wildcracks... if you don't know what a wildcrack is I will just chuckle and let you use your imagination ROFL It sounds worse than it is hahahaah
char1984 - 19.03.2007, 05:24
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Laughing Laughing Those are very funny poker Guru Laughing Laughing
royalblush - 19.03.2007, 15:50
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PokerGuru ~

I read this last night and am still laughing today!!!!

royalblush
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