POKERGURU PRESENTS (Archive) - How to have fun at work BY POKER GURU PokerGuru - 08.03.2007, 16:37 Post subject: How to have fun at work BY POKER GURUHello again My Winners!
That means all of you!
If you can't play poker as often as you would like to because you have to work, here are some ways to make your work day more tolerable until you can get back to the tables:
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
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Finish all your sentences with "in accordance with the prophecy".
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Put mosquito netting around your work area and play tropical songs all day.
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Put your garbage can on your desk and label it "IN".
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Page yourself over the intercom. Don't disguise your voice.
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Put Decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. Once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to Espresso!
See? There are all kinds of ways poker players can manage to get thru the times when they cannot play poker.
Just be sure to get serious again when you get back to the tables and put your poker face on!
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Your PokerGuruchar1984 - 08.03.2007, 19:27 Post subject: Poker Guru, After doing all the above how could you put a serious poker face on for days? My smile would linger probably for a week at the thought of the effects of the above post. Bower50 - 10.03.2007, 00:26 Post subject:
I think the White Coat Guys would get you before getting back to the tables. cindy7186 - 11.03.2007, 18:39 Post subject:
lol!!!
