Laughter always helps

Posts: 498 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 14:35

Playing Poker with the Rent Money

"That bastard husband of mine wanted me to sleep with the landlord because he lost the rent money playing poker," the housewife told a neighbor.
"You didn't do it, did you?"

"I have to admit I did -- though with certain misgivings, I might add. What I haven't done, though, is tell my husband the rent is paid up for six months!"

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Packing Time

A man comes home very late from a poker game. His wife is standing at the door waiting for him with a rolling pin in her hand. Before she has a chance to say or do anything he says. "honey u have to pack, I lost u in a Poker Game "
She says "how in the world did you do that". He say it was really really hard.
"I had to fold a royal flush."

mojojds

Posts: 508 · Posted: 12.10.2006, 22:59

Good ones Mojo!!! Laughing

Posts: 650 · Posted: 14.10.2006, 12:49

HA ha ha!
That last one, especially! It's terrible! But I loved it! wink

thanks for sharing!

sunspun