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PostPosted: 09.12.2012, 19:56 Reply with quoteBack to top

Setup a wedding cake at a hotel and when you get home the maƮtre d calls and tells you the cake is leaning.

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PostPosted: 09.12.2012, 23:32 Reply with quoteBack to top

Everyone waiting to play with the new remote control helicopter but even after the batteries are put in correctly and it is charged, it still only spins.

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PostPosted: 10.12.2012, 05:46 Reply with quoteBack to top

go to answer your cell phone and it dies you forgot to charge it. Smile

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PostPosted: 10.12.2012, 12:07 Reply with quoteBack to top

no.........toiletpaper in the bathroom Rolling Eyes

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PostPosted: 10.12.2012, 13:50 Reply with quoteBack to top

Putting together a lamp and it doesn't light up.

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PostPosted: 10.12.2012, 16:35 Reply with quoteBack to top

HUBBY having fender bender with my car,
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PostPosted: 10.12.2012, 17:17 Reply with quoteBack to top

Sewing a button on a shirt that ends up not linig up with the buttonhole.

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 02:40 Reply with quoteBack to top

Zipper missing teeth and wont stay up!!

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 04:08 Reply with quoteBack to top

brush your hair and realize theres a bunch in the brush , you losing your hair ..lol Smile

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 06:31 Reply with quoteBack to top

Bottle of wine and cant find the superman to un cork it!

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 15:42 Reply with quoteBack to top

Putting up book shelves and not having enough pieces to put the shelves in place.

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 20:25 Reply with quoteBack to top

Want sex but no women available.

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 21:03 Reply with quoteBack to top

Lmaoo bower

going to get keys and there not on the hook Smile

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PostPosted: 12.12.2012, 22:09 Reply with quoteBack to top

get an eyeglasses repair kit but none of the screws fit the broken ones

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PostPosted: 13.12.2012, 02:43 Reply with quoteBack to top

putting on your shirt than you realize it's inside out. Smile

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