Where did our Guru go?

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 12:31

Sorry,

Maybe I should have said,
"that mischeviuosly minded so and so,"

Posts: 3301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 13:57

Bee had accomplished step one but Bower and Spook were much too
astute to allow Bee to drug their drinks.They were able to switch drinks with Bee and Kats who is one of Bee's partners in crime.They confessed that our administrators were being kept in their Under The Boardwalk
forum.To obtain the password to there you had to get it from Krypto who was nowhere to be found.

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 15:25

We put a special post on the PC forum to ask everyone to search for Krypto. And everyone did, because they knew live's of their administrator's were at stake

Posts: 848 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 15:49

And with the perserverance and diligence of the "they can accomplish anything" Crusher membership they did find Krypto and after some conterversial water boarding they got him to confess where the password was. The problem was it was in Allight's (the cross dressing dealer) PC boxer shorts and the only person he would allow to access them was win4maw...

Posts: 301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 18:16

win4maw, this is the moment, the reason why you were born.

Now is your chance

Heeeeerrroooo!!!!

Posts: 486 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 18:52

Although very apprehensive about putting her hands down allights boxers, maw knew that in order to save the day, she would have to do the unthinkable. Maw reached her hands dow allights Poker-Crush boxers and began her search. Maw searched for a considerable amount of time and was having a HARD time finding it. Maw continued her search of those PC Drawers, she searched and she searched......then she searched some more. It was clear to all of witnessing this thorough frisking that allight was willing to let her search for an eternity. Then all at once a realization struck win4maw, she shreaked" We've been tricked....he doesn't have the password at all!!!". Allight just had a kind of a satisfied smirk on his face as he turned and ran into the woods singing this song.
Put your hads down my drawers win4maw,
It only weighs a quarter of a pound,
There's hair all around it like a turkey,
And I love it when you rub it up and down.

Posts: 848 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 18:58

lmaoooooooooooo..............!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Posts: 3301 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 20:32

Maw was furious and embarrassed.She put on her new thigh high red boots and started kicking.When she booted ALW something fell from his pocket.It was a piece of paper with some letters and numbers.Could it be possible?ALW a plant by Bee!!!

Posts: 2921 · Posted: 07.05.2007, 21:55

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
My dearest PCers!

When I say you all are the greatest, everybody who reads this story will now know why!

I want them to know that you started this story all on your own, Valeria leading and the rest loyally "following suit" to keep the site going while I had to be away for an important pro game to assure my place in this year's WSOP.

ALL ON THEIR OWN!! No wonder the family known as Poker-Crush is and always will be #1 in the poker world!

I don't believe I have ever seen such a beautiful display of loyalty!!!! It does more than just warm my heart. It sets my heart on fire and makes me more determined than ever to devote every bit of my poker knowledge to helping these poker scholars, AMAZING group that they are, become pros if that should be their desire.

I TRULY LOVE YOU ALL! And I am not one bit ashamed to make that proclamation in public! Your loyalty is returned in kind! I am yours! For as long as you want and will have me.

Furthermore, your writing skills, also, are improving more and more! Putting it all together (all your stories) for publication is in the back of my mind.

I think you ALL should publisize this story and get as many people as possible to read it, because it is GOOOOOOD!

I hope you are also informing people like Maw and Geno and others who are characters in the story. I also think you should bring in more Crushers as characters!

Again, you are abssolutely amazing!!!!!

Your VERY fortunate PokerGuru

Posts: 1742 · Posted: 09.05.2007, 07:59

Great story to come back to after being gone....you crushers are a blast Very Happy

Posts: 1831 · Posted: 09.05.2007, 23:21

OMG! I decided to be sick for a few days and come back to Maw rubbing people down ROFLLLLLLLLLLLLLL When I get my sanity back and get over the shock I will add some more input hahahahahahahahh Right now you have me all flabbergasted and at a loss for word... yes me! A loss for words hahahahaha

Posts: 108 · Posted: 10.05.2007, 04:51

HAHAHAHA!!! I love this guys! OMG I just cannot stop laughing.

Bower you should have told me the story was going on and on. I would have made a better effort to spend a few mins. each day adding to the story too. You guys have done a wonderful job, the humor has be in tears from laughing so hard.

I'll be bringing Kat, Kyrpto and Piet around to read this.

One thing........ where is The Guru, Royal Crush and OC at now?

Posts: 1 · Posted: 10.05.2007, 11:21

Bee12o3 wrote: › HAHAHAHA!!! I love this guys! OMG I just cannot stop laughing.

Bower you should have told me the story was going on and on. I would have made a better effort to spend a few mins. each day adding to the story too. You guys have done a wonderful job, the humor has be in tears from laughing so hard.

I'll be bringing Kat, Kyrpto and Piet around to read this.

One thing........ where is The Guru, Royal Crush and OC at now?

LMAO! This story is hilarious! You guys have a great sense of humor and knack for suspense...LOL! I keep wondering what's going to happen next. Glad Ms. Bee told us about this...it was a great read with my morning coffee. Very Happy

Nice meeting all of you that I don't already know! Very Happy

Posts: 486 · Posted: 11.05.2007, 21:10

ALW had a look of surprise on his face, as though he had never seen the paper before. The writing was very KRYPTIC in nature. A series of letters and numbers that we all knew would take some very serious thought to decipher.this is the message that was written!

R!EKKLOAPWRDORFASOLBETHHTGRUEODHNTUSOTTOPLYSRRKO3F0S2I1KECEUBL

Posts: 486 · Posted: 11.05.2007, 21:22

Spook, Bower, Kaska, Beckie and Win4maw a very long time to figure it out. ALW was no longer with them because they weren't sure if they could trust him any longer, and figured it was best to be on the safe side and decipher the code without him.(Just in case) Kaska had the idea to see if the code made any sense read backwards. Then Beckie wondered if it would do any good to read every second character. Nothing seemed to work.