Feb Poker Thinking Contest

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 17.02.2017, 17:17

Dog Poker
A man walks into a bar and notices a poker game at the far table. Upon taking a closer look he sees a dog sitting at the table. This peaks his curiousity and he walks closer and sees cards and chips in front of the dog.

Then the next hand is dealt and cards are dealt to the dog. Then the dog acts in turn with all the other players, calling, raising, discarding, everything the other human players were doing.

However none of the other players seemed to pay any mind to the fact that they were playing with a dog, they just treated him like any other player. Finally the man could not longer hold his tongue so between hands he quietly said to one of the players, "I can't believe that dog is playing poker, he must be the smartest dog in the world!"

The player smiled and said, "He isn't that smart, every time he gets a good hand he wags his tail."

Posts: 511 · Posted: 20.02.2017, 06:33

There's a guy who lives in Ohio. One morning, he hears a voice in his head. The voice says, "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He ignores the voice. Later in the day, he hears the voice again. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." Again, he ignores the voice. Soon he hears the voice every minute of the day. "Quit your job, sell your house, take all your money, and go to Las Vegas." He can't take it anymore. He believes the voice. He quits his job, sells his house, takes all his money, and flies to Las Vegas. As soon as he steps off the plane, the voice says, "Go to the Horseshoe." He goes to The Horseshoe. The voice says, "Put all your money into a World Series of Poker (WSOP) entry." He puts up his $10,000 and buys an entry into the WSOP. He goes to his assigned tournament table. The first hand is dealt and the guy is dealt AsAd. The voice says, "Go all in." He pushes his entire $10,000 bankroll into the pot. Three players call. The dealer lays down the flop which is Jh10h9h. The voice says, "*please do not swear*."

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 20.02.2017, 14:35

Q: What does a gambling addict eat?
A: Poker Chips and Salsa.

Posts: 1357 · Posted: 25.02.2017, 15:05

A guy was playing 10-20 holdem and was stuck about 300 dollars when he looked down beside the table and saw a little green leprechaun. "Quit playing poker forever right now and I'll give you a pot of gold worth a million dollars.", said the little fellow. The player replied, "Let me get even first." Laughing

Posts: 40 · Posted: 02.03.2017, 22:03

Q: How's a casino like a good woman?
A: Liquor in the front, poker in the back!

Posts: 1263 · Posted: 02.03.2017, 23:04

Cool, looks like I won $3 - Thanks Geno !!!

Posts: 6338 · Posted: 02.03.2017, 23:25

Is that your joke Catlicker LOL

Posts: 2954 · Posted: 03.03.2017, 00:59

Last month he did i think maw Smile